Games funny tests. Psychological association tests
We offer very interesting psychological tests that will help you better understand yourself and other people. You can test your significant other or parents, and also learn a lot about your friends and colleagues! Despite the game form, these are quite serious tests that psychologists often use. Those who like to “tailor” their answers to the “correct” ones in tests should not cheat here, since these tests are associative, designed exclusively for the subconscious, and it, as we know, does not know how to deceive. Even if some conclusions seemed unfounded to you, try not to immediately deny everything, but listen to the voice of the subconscious, it contains a huge amount of information that is useful to us.
- It is best to conduct tests in a calm environment and in a relaxed state.
- Don't read the test key until you've completed it, otherwise you won't succeed - your subconscious must work independently of your conscious mind!
- For the test to give reliable results, forget about reality - let your imagination paint you any pictures (imagine that you are in a fairy tale, where anything can happen!), and answer the first thing that comes to your mind; Don't try to predict the "right" answers.
- If you test others, you need to carefully study the test keys and remember the main points to make your interpretation interesting. And, of course, try to be correct!
I myself have conducted similar tests many times (I am a psychologist by training), and they always went “with a bang”: everyone participates with pleasure, then listens with interest and discusses the interpretation, plus, on top of everything, they want to continue. I hope you will be satisfied too.
Association tests
Imagine yourself in the situations that will be offered to you, and then describe “what you saw” when answering the test questions. To make it easier to decipher the results, write down your answers on a piece of paper.
Walk in the woods
Imagine that you are walking through the forest. Describe what kind of forest this is. Is it sunny or cloudy there, what kind of trees grow there, are there many of them, how far apart do they grow? Do you feel good in this forest? What time of year and what time of day? Are you alone? What are you doing in the forest? For what purpose did you come here?
Suddenly you see something shining in the grass. You lean over and see the key. What is he like? What will you do with it - pick it up or walk past it? Were you pleased with the find?
Suddenly you notice a bear. What kind of bear is he, what is he doing? How did he treat you? How do you react to it?
There is a spring ahead. Will you drink from it or wash your face?
Suddenly a dwarf approaches you. He is trying to attract your attention, spinning under your feet. What's your reaction? Are you angry? Do you feel sorry for him? He keeps pestering you - what are you doing?
You go to the river bank. Imagine the river very clearly: what kind of water is there, what is the speed of the flow, what is the bottom, are there any stones at the bottom. Do you like being on the shore?
I want to make you happy: this is your home, there is a sign on the door that says so. What does the sign look like and what exactly does it say?
You opened the door and entered the house. Look around. Are you comfortable here? Is everything around clean or messy? How many rooms are there in this house? Which? Name and describe them.
Look into the basement. What do you see? Will you go in there? If yes, how do you feel there? Do you want to stay or will you leave quickly?
You go up to the attic. What does he look like? What is stored there? Is the attic tidy or is there junk everywhere? How long will you spend there?
You are leaving the house. With regret or with joy? Do you want to return there as soon as possible?
Seagulls fly over the sea. High, low, close to you or far away? Can you hear them? What feelings do they evoke?
You see a ship. What ship is it, how far is it from the shore? Can you reach it? Will you do this?
Key to the test
The forest symbolically reflects the society that surrounds you and your attitude towards people. The happier you are in the forest, the more positive your attitude towards people; the more frightening the picture your imagination paints (gloomy trees, impenetrable thicket), the more difficult it is for you to express yourself; you are not very happy with others and believe that they do not understand or underestimate you. If it seems to you that the forest is too crowded, then most likely you are tired of close surroundings, crowds of people in the subway, office or apartment.
The key is your attitude towards everything new that life brings. Your readiness to accept change is shown by whether you picked up the key or threw it away, whether you were happy about it or not.
The bear symbolizes your reaction to potential danger. If you are hiding or freezing from fear, most likely you are too passive, if you rush at the bear, you are too active.
Your willingness to drink from the spring shows your willingness to meet love halfway. Are you ready for genuine, true and pure love to appear in your life? Or did you find yourself in a littered sewer hatch?
The sea represents the sensual, emotional side of love. By how turbulent it seems to you, it is fashionable to judge what kind of relationship you are attracted to.
A fence is a symbol of the obstacles that exist on any path in life. Pay attention to what kind of fence you have - a symbolic fence or the Great Wall of China. The way you climbed over the fence shows how easily you overcome obstacles. If something or someone suddenly appeared in your imagination who helped you overcome it, it means that you have little confidence in yourself, and have become accustomed to help and support as something taken for granted. By the way, in vain, your relatives and friends will not always stand in a deserted forest, waiting for you to need their help.
If you were unable to get over, then perhaps now you are facing some kind of problem that seems insoluble to you.
The hole is your perception of hidden danger. If you boldly climbed into a hole, you are a brave, reckless or too inquisitive person.
Your attitude towards the dwarf will show how merciful you are. There are people who kick him, and there are those who carry him on their shoulders.
The river is a symbol of the flow of your life. Remember how fast the flow seemed to you, how clear the water was. The bottom and the stones on it also show life’s difficulties.
Home is you. As much as you like it there, you feel as good as yourself.
The sign on the door says who you consider yourself to be (some have your last name, first name and patronymic written down, some have all your regalia and merits, and some have your last name scratched on the side with chalk)
The rooms you saw during the test are those aspects of your life that are most important to you. Where you like everything, everything is fine; if any of the rooms are in disarray, there may be problems in this area of life.
The basement is your perception of your own unconscious. If you feel bad in the basement, then you may not be okay with it. You are afraid of your dreams, you do not want to remember many moments of the past, you are afraid to look into the future. And this is not very good, since unconscious fears create anxiety and overstrain.
The attic is a metaphor for all the education, culture, intelligence, all the social skills instilled in you. If it’s a mess, then perhaps you don’t know why you once put so much effort into getting your diploma.
Seagulls are your relatives. Submit your own comments on loudness, intrusiveness and proximity.
The ship is your dream. How beautiful it is and how achievable it is can be easily judged by what kind of ship and how far from the shore you see it. Is it even possible to reach it?
Under the blue sky
Imagine a clear blue sky without a single cloud. Just the thought of it should improve your mood at least a little. Now look around the surrounding landscape with the eyes of your consciousness. Which of the following pictures looks most calming and relaxing to you?
1.White snow-covered plain.
2. Blue sea space.
3. Green-covered mountains.
4.A field overgrown with yellow flowers.
Key to the test
Blue color has the ability to calm the soul. Even if you just imagine a certain picture in blue tones, you will feel your pulse slowing down and your breathing becoming deeper. Other colors also have specific meanings. The picture you paint in your mind reveals your hidden talent that resides in the depths of your quiet consciousness.
1.White snowy plain
You are endowed with a special sensitivity that allows you to understand situations at a glance and unravel complex problems without any evidence or explanation. You have everything it takes to be insightful and decisive, and even a bit of a visionary. Trust your intuition; it will always guide you to the right decisions.
Comment: a contemplative man
2. Blue sea space
You have a natural talent for interpersonal relationships. People respect your ability to connect with others and how you help people from different groups come together. By your mere presence, you help others work more calmly and efficiently, making you an invaluable member of any project or team. When you say, “Good job. Keep up the good work” - people know you really mean it. And for them it becomes even more important.
Comment: organizer
3. Green mountains
You have the gift of expressive communication. Looks like you can always pick up the right words to express what you feel, and people very soon begin to realize that they felt exactly the same. They say shared joy increases, shared sadness decreases. You always seem to be able to help others find the right side of this equation.
Comment: human psychotherapist
4.A field overgrown with yellow flowers
You are a fountain of knowledge and creativity, overflowing with ideas and possessing almost endless potential. Stay in harmony with other people and never stop working towards your dreams, and then there will be nothing that you cannot achieve.
Comment: a person is a generator of ideas who sometimes tries to embrace the immensity.
blue bird
One day, a bluebird suddenly flies into the window of your room and falls into a trap. Something about this lost bird attracts you, and you decide to keep it. But to your surprise, the next day the bird changes color from blue to yellow! This very unusual bird changes color every night - on the morning of the third day it is bright red, on the fourth day it becomes completely black.
What color is the bird when you wake up on the fifth day?
1. The bird does not change color, it remains black.
2. The bird returns to its original blue color.
3. The bird turns white.
4. The bird turns golden.
Key to the test
The bird that flies into your room seems to be a symbol of good luck, but suddenly it changes color, making you worry that the happiness will be short-lived. Your reaction to this situation demonstrates how you respond to difficulties and uncertainty in real life.
1. Those who said that the bird remained black look at life pessimistically.
Do you tend to believe that once a situation gets worse, it will never get back to normal? Maybe you need to try to think in this way: if everything is so bad, then it can’t get any worse. Remember, there is no rain that does not end, and there is no night after which the dawn does not come.
2. Those who answered that the bird turned blue again are practical optimists.
You believe that life is a mixture of good and bad; and that there is no need to fight this reality. You take troubles in stride and let things take their course without undue worry or stress. This view allows you to ride the waves of adversity safely and not let them carry you away.
3. Those who believe that the bird has turned white behave calmly and decisively under pressure.
You do not waste time worrying and indecision, even when a crisis develops. If the situation becomes too bad, you feel that it is better to stop this unprofitable business in time and look for another path to your goal than to get bogged down in unnecessary grief. This approach means that everything seems to happen naturally and in your own way.
4. Those who said that the bird became golden can be described by the word “fearless.”
You don't know what pressure is. For you, every crisis is an opportunity. You can be compared to Napoleon, who said: “...Impossible is not a French word.” But be careful not to let your boundless confidence get the better of you. The line between fearlessness and recklessness is very thin.
Walk
Use your imagination and answer the FIRST thing that comes to your mind.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the forest. Who are you hanging out with?
2. You go deeper into the forest. Do you see the beast? What kind of animal is this?
3. What will happen between you and the beast?
5. Is your dream home surrounded by a fence?
6. You enter the house and go into the dining room, where you see the dining table. Describe what you see on and around the table.
7. You leave the house through the back door, there is a cup in the grass. What is it made of?
8. What will you do with the cup?
9. Are you approaching the property line, and suddenly you see that you are standing at the edge of a pond? What kind of pond is this?
10. How will you get across the pond?
Key to the test
1. The person you go with is the most important person in your life. You are alone - most of all you are interested in yourself, or you do not feel the support of others enough to appreciate it properly and pay attention.
2. The size of the beast represents your perception of the scale of your problems. A mythical creature is your desires and fantasies; if it scares you, then these are ordinary fears that you need to get rid of.
3. How you act when you encounter an animal represents how you deal with your problems (passive/aggressive/avoiding/ignoring)
4. The size of the house indicates the degree of your desire to solve your problems. Windows and doors indicate a search for a solution.
5. The absence of a fence indicates your openness. You are always happy to see people. If there is a fence, this indicates a closed character. You prefer that people not come to you without telling you about it.
6. If your answer doesn't mention food, people, or flowers, then you're usually not that happy.
7. The durability of the material from which the cup is made reflects how you perceive your relationship with the person you indicated in answer #1. For example, foam, plastic, paper are disposable materials. Metal and plastic are more durable materials. A surface rusty from old age indicates stability and habit, affection. A broken or scratched surface indicates a relationship in which there are grievances or omissions.
8. What you do with the cup indicates what you do with the person mentioned in the first answer. Search keyword in the description.
9. The size of the body of water represents the degree of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get indicates the relative importance of your sex life.
Big walk
1. Imagine that you are walking through a desert area. It's a long walk. And suddenly you see water. What is this (stream, well, pond, sea)? Describe what you see. What are your actions?
3. Along the way you come across a palace. There are food on the table, jewelry in the chests, and not a single living soul. What are your actions?
4. You still continued on your way. There is a forest ahead. Describe it: what kind of trees are there, is it light or dark, are there mushrooms and berries?
5. What animals live in this forest?
6. You were walking through the forest, pretty tired, and suddenly you see that someone has forgotten food on a stump. Describe what it is and what it looks like.
7. Suddenly a bear comes out to meet you. Describe what he is like. What's going on between you?
8. So, you avoided danger and continued on your way. You go out to the edge and see a house. Describe it in detail.
9. A horse is tied next to the house. What is she like? What will you do?
11. You go out to the sea and see a seagull. Describe her.
Key to the test
1. Water is love in your understanding. For some it is boundless, like the sea, clean and bright, for others it is a dirty shallow puddle (I think, no comments here). Do you touch the water with your hand and that’s it? This means you think that you need to know moderation in everything. Do you throw yourself completely into the water? This means you plunge headlong into love. There is also a sea of beer with naked girls swimming (what kind of love can we talk about here?), and a mirage (how sad it is when people don’t believe in love).
2. The key is your chance. If you take it, it means you are ready to use any opportunity to change your life for the better; if you leave it, it means you prefer to go with the flow. If you turn it over in your hands and consider it unsuitable, you may miss your chance in life by simply not noticing it.
3. The palace is your attitude towards wealth. Will you have a blast there? You are very familiar with the delights of life. And would you even want to stay? This means that material well-being is the main thing for you in this life. Will you try to take as much jewelry with you as possible? This means you can step on someone else’s throat to achieve your goal. If you don’t even want to go there and would rather spend the night on the street, then most likely you are afraid to be happy and calm, afraid of envy and unsure of the future.
4. The forest is the thoughts in your head. Birch Grove - you are a clean and bright person who loves peace and sunlight. A dense, impenetrable thicket? You have a lot of complexes and fears. A lot of mushrooms and berries means you try to see the good in everything.
5. The animals that you will place in this forest are your friends, the people around you. Bunnies-squirrels-hedgehogs? You love people and are not afraid of communication. Is the forest full of scary eyes and sounds? Are there many predators there? You don't trust people and are afraid of them.
6. Food on the stump - these are your preferences in food and in its design. A person who presents a jar of milk with a piece of fresh bread or a pie on a clean napkin is unpretentious in food, but neat. If there is a cracker lying right on the stump or a mushroom growing, the person clearly doesn’t care what to eat. If it's cold cuts, caviar and vodka - well, what can you say. One even presented a self-assembled tablecloth. And if a person doesn’t want to eat suspicious food, most likely he’s just squeamish.
7. A bear is how you perceive danger. Anyone who wants to fight the beast is a desperate brave man who does not retreat from danger. Whoever seeks salvation on a tree or pretends to be dead is trying to get away, wait out the danger, maybe it will bypass him? Is your bear huge, scary and hungry? This means you are prone to exaggeration. Have you seen a cute little bear? You clearly underestimate the dangers, because cubs never go without their mother bear!
8. The house is your home. Tall light carved tower? Well, you are an esthete and a neat person. An old rickety hut overgrown with cobwebs? Probably, in your real home, “the devil will break his leg,” and in his soul there is confusion. There's smoke coming from the chimney, is someone lighting the stove and baking pies? You feel that your family loves you (or you strongly dream about it). Are there many windows and doors? Your home and your heart are open to friends. Is everything boarded up? You don't like to bare your soul. Is there someone unfriendly living in this house? Your family probably doesn't understand you.
9. A horse is your life partner. Calm, affectionate horse? This is a loyal and reliable friend. A fire horse that always rears up and tries to throw off? I'm afraid you are choosing the wrong men to connect your life with. Your horse was going wild, but under your gentle palm he humbled himself and allowed himself to be saddled? You are a dreamer and do not believe that a man cannot be radically changed. You will not sit on the horse, but lead it? Perhaps you are too democratic and are afraid to declare your rights. And don’t say that you don’t know how to ride a horse, it’s a fairy tale! You just don't believe in your strength. How did you even let her go? This means you are afraid of a serious relationship.
10. A wall is an obstacle that seems insurmountable. Have you decided to turn back or go around the wall in the hope that sooner or later it will end? You do not fight for your happiness and retreat in the face of difficulties. Have you dug or found a weak spot in the wall? So, you can achieve your goal not by washing, but by skating. Have you jumped over a wall on a horse? Your spouse will solve all your problems for you. Did you happen to have a magic wand or something like that? This means that you believe in a happy accident and hope that everything can be resolved by itself, miraculously, without your participation.
11. The seagull is you, as you see yourself. Lonely and sobbing, or in search of food for the chicks, or a brave hunter, or a beautiful white bird. One girl said: “He flies in the sky stupidly and aimlessly” - no comments here.
Simple movements
Psychologists have long realized that you can determine a person’s character by asking him to make just a few simple movements. If you want to check, use this test.
1. Interlace your fingers. Is your left thumb (L) or right thumb (R) on top? Write down the result.
2. Stand in Napoleon pose with your arms crossed over your chest. Which hand was on top?
3. Try to imitate thunderous applause by clapping your palms from top to bottom. Which palm is on top?
Key to the test
PPP – Since childhood, you haven’t believed in fairy tales. Growing up, you were always full of common sense: no promises from the founders of MMM or salesmen trying to sell you a set of self-sharpening knives could confuse you. You are used to observing traffic rules and following operating instructions microwave oven, and this is probably why you are rarely splashed with mud by a passing car. In addition, the equipment in your home works flawlessly. You have inherited truly ironclad logic, so that if you decide to justify your own opinion, no one will dare to object to you. One thing is bad - you are completely incapable of looking at things from an unexpected angle, and therefore some of your friends and colleagues sincerely consider you a pedantic bore and reproach you for a complete lack of imagination. However, you don’t care about these slightly deranged dreamers.
PPL - You can stand at the supermarket counter for an hour and still not choose between parsley and celery. Every decision is given to you with great difficulty, and therefore you try to shift the agony of choice to someone more courageous. And in vain. After all, no one except you can so wonderfully foresee the positive and negative consequences of this or that action. Therefore, you should trust your own opinion a little more, and not listen to the advice of friends, colleagues, parents and supermarket clerks. After all, the time you usually spend thinking is more than enough thinking to correct any mistake.
PLP - You don’t yet manage a large concern and have not acquired a personal driver and a couple of hundred subordinates? Then you still have everything ahead, because you are a born leader. You have always managed to brilliantly organize any task, be it rearranging furniture in an apartment or an overnight camping trip around the house. At first, you are considered a stubborn upstart and an arrogant person, but then those around you recognize your organizational gift and rush headlong to carry out your orders. And to ensure recognition comes as quickly as possible, try to give commands a little softer and don’t forget about words like “please” and “thank you.”
PLL - If you have not yet been invited to play in amateur performances, the cultural sector of your neighborhood has suffered a severe loss. You really have a natural talent for all sorts of transformations, which, by the way, you skillfully use, if only to beg for time off from work by calling yourself sick. Men/women go crazy for you, because there is never a dull moment with you, but you rarely remain faithful to them for more than two months. In addition, you have an extraordinary sense of humor and a reserve of all kinds of practical jokes. Girlfriends/friends consider you a slightly fickle and frivolous person and from time to time try to encourage you to be reasonable. Don't listen, they're jealous!
BOB - Those around you sincerely consider you the kindest and most reliable creature, and therefore, without a twinge of conscience, they sit on your neck. You devote all your free time to solving other people’s problems, and then you are surprised to discover that you have a catastrophic lack of time for your own affairs and concerns. Your boss regularly provides you with urgent and unpaid work, and your friends periodically ask you to help make repairs, walk the dog or look after the children. In general, kindness is a commendable quality, but try to at least occasionally show reasonable selfishness. You will see, life will seem much more pleasant to you.
LLP - Even a brick falling on your head cannot dampen your optimism. You are constantly in an excellent mood, which greatly irritates your more gloomy friends. You really love fun gatherings and cultural events and try hard to attract everyone you know to your entertainment, not too caring that they want to spend a quiet evening in front of the TV with a box of chocolates. So, dropping into someone’s house in the middle of the night and entertaining the host with your chatter until the morning is quite in your style. If, in your desire to stir up those around you, you showed a little less persistence and a little more tact, their attitude towards you would not suffer at all. In general, your energy would be used for peaceful purposes.
LLL - When you need to find a non-standard solution to a problem, for example, squeezing a huge sofa into a narrow doorway or preparing a holiday dish with a pack of spaghetti and a little pepper, you have no equal. But boring everyday activities and routine work make you really sad. This is probably why your bosses consider you a talented lazy person, and your girlfriends/friends are sure that with your abilities you could achieve more. Well, we must admit that their opinion is not far from the truth. Therefore, if you want to receive worldwide recognition, a Nobel Prize, or at least a salary increase, you will have to show a little perseverance and hard work.
Cube, ladder and flower
Imagine this a simple picture: sky, horizon and desert. Now try placing several objects in this landscape. The more detailed and colorful, the better. If it makes it easier, you can take a pencil and paper.
So, imagine a cube in this desert. What does he look like? What is it made of? Where is it located? What condition is he in? Now imagine a ladder. What is it made of? What size? How many crossbars? How is it located relative to the cube? Imagine a flower(s). How many are there? What kind of flowers are these? How are they located relative to the cube and the ladder? Imagine a horse (steed). Color? Size? What is she doing? Where is it located in the picture? Finally, imagine a storm in this landscape. Where does it occur in relation to the rest of the subject? How does it happen? What kind of storm is this?
Key to the test
Cube symbolizes a person's idea of himself. A large cube on half a sheet of paper means exaggerated attention to one’s person, inflated ego, inflated self-esteem. A small cube means shyness; a person considers himself insignificant and is not understood. A cube lying on the ground senses reality well and stands firmly on its feet. The cube in the distance feels forgotten, on the sidelines of life. A cube buried in sand - a person feels depressed, under the burden of external circumstances. A cube in the air is a dreamer, a rich imagination, but disconnected from reality. The cube protrudes beyond the horizon - great ambitions (and vice versa). The cube stands on its edge - life is unstable. A cube made of durable material - self-confidence, solidity. A cube made of gold considers itself priceless. Glass cube - purity and innocence. A cube filled with something cloudy means he hates himself. Empty inside - feels empty, unsatisfied.
Ladder symbolizes the immediate social structure of a person (friends, relatives). Long, with many crossbars - sociability, a large circle of friends. Staircase from unusual material- feels that his friends are strange, not like everyone else. The staircase is in poor condition - he believes that there are spoiled people around him. The staircase is far from the cube - it does not allow others into their privacy, it is surrounded by a shell. The ladder is leaning against the cube - he believes that he does a lot for his friends, gives them more than they do, he is surrounded by weak people. Staircase on a cube - friends/family are suppressive, interfere too much in your personal life. The staircase under the cube feels supported. Solid ladder - surrounded by reliable people, or strives to be so.
Flowers- the role of children in human life. Number - how many children would you like to have: if there are many, most likely the person works with them (for example, a teacher) or wants to be surrounded by them, work with them. Flowers close to the cube - really needs children. Brightly blooming flowers - dreams of a bright destiny for children. Crumpled flowers - surrounded by spoiled children. Flowers bend in the wind - he is afraid of difficulties in his children. Everywhere and cover the cube - children tire it. Beautiful flowers (roses, poppies) - loves children very much.
Horse or steed symbolizes a person’s idea of his current sexual partner, and if about the future, then what kind of partner he wants. Strong, big - you need a reliable partner. Color indicates character, temperament, brightness, coldness, etc. Close to the cube - needs emotional and physical intimacy with a partner. Far away - in no hurry to fully open up to a partner. The horse bites, sniffs, licks the cube - his idea of caresses. A small, obedient horse (horse) - wants to dominate the relationship. Unbridled horse (horse) - a wayward partner is needed. Attached - wants to always keep her partner under control. The horse is doing something with the stairs - the partner’s relationship with his loved ones. Horse (horse) in the distance - feels abandoned.
The storm symbolizes a person’s attitude towards life’s problems. The storm is in the distance - there are practically no troubles now. Approaching - afraid of a crisis in life. Leaves - troubles recede. Big storm - feels like you are in a huge pit of failure. The storm passes by - problems affect him little. Little thunderstorm - not particularly afraid of upcoming problems.
Journey
1. Imagine that you are in the desert. Describe your appearance: what do you look like, your clothes, what are you holding? Don’t forget about the desert: how do you feel in it, what does it look like?
2. You wander for quite a long time and suddenly - an oasis! – a wonderful small lake with crystal clear water and a small spreading palm tree. Your actions?
3. We continue the journey. Along the way you come across a huge herd of horses. There are any horses that exist in the world. Which one will you choose for yourself? And by the way, is it a stallion or a mare?
4. Now you are riding through the desert on a horse. You have already traveled several hundred kilometers, and the horse’s strength is running out. But good luck - along the way you come across another oasis. Lake, palm tree - everything is as it should be. True, someone hung a sign on a palm tree: “The water is poisoned.” And I'm so thirsty!!! Your actions?
5. The sign lied, and you are on the road again. On the way you come across a new herd of horses. old horse He's completely exhausted and needs to be replaced. Who will you choose this time? What will you do with your old horse?
6. Finally you are in the city. A dwarf comes out of the open gate towards him. What will you do?
7. We said goodbye to the dwarf and the horse. You happen to have the keys to your supposed apartment in this city in your hands. You go up the stairs, open the door and... Describe what your apartment should ideally look like. Is it dark or light there? Are there any people or pets? Imagine!
8. Having rested at home, you leave the entrance. On the way you come across an animal. What kind of animal is this? (You can name any animal - from a dog to a polar bear) And how does he behave towards you?
9. You find yourself in front of a very (very!) high wall. You have to get over it, but there is no end in sight. How will you get out of this situation?
10. On the other side of the wall you find yourself in a luxurious apple orchard. It contains any varieties of apples - green, red, yellow, unripe, overripe, carrion. The garden is simply huge, but you need to choose the best fruit for yourself. How long will it take you to look for him? Describe it externally. Will you eat it now or keep it in reserve?
11. From the garden you find yourself on the edge of an abyss. You need to cross it along a narrow bridge that can only accommodate one person. You've already walked halfway, when out of nowhere, a nasty little dwarf appears. This midget categorically refuses to give way. How to solve the problem?
Key to the test
1. The desert is your life and your attitude towards it. If your desert is a calm, hot area, framed by dunes and rare thorns, then life turns out the same: smooth and peaceful, with a certain number of everyday problems. But if you are wearing a bulletproof vest and have a Kalashnikov assault rifle in your hands, there is reason to wonder why you are so aggressive and distrustful. By the way, if you only took a player with you into the desert and forgot to put on a Panama hat, then you are not a very practical person. And in general, in essence, still a child.
2. Oasis and palm tree - this is your attitude to passions. If you rush to swim without thinking, then you often take risks in life and are not averse to trying forbidden pleasures. And if you carefully wet your feet and move on, it will be difficult to seduce you.
3. Horses are sexual partners. If you have chosen a horse of the opposite sex (stallion or mare), then everything is in order with orientation and bisexuality is not a threat to you. But if it’s the other way around...
The way you choose a horse for yourself indicates which qualities in a partner play the main role for you. Beauty, for example, or personal characteristics.
4. Poisoned water is a conflict situation between you and your partner. Your actions with your horse indicate how you behave with your significant other - you try to blame him (test the waters on a horse) or decide to “take the hit” (drink yourself).
5. A new herd means separation from the previous one and a search for something new. Your actions towards the first horse show exactly how you part with people: you mercilessly abandon them, immediately rushing to look for a replacement, or vice versa - you try to maintain friendly relations. If for the second time you choose a horse of the same gender as yours, this is already serious. If the first and second horses are similar, then you are looking for a specific person.
6. Dwarf - your health. How attentive and friendly you are to the dwarf, the same way you care about your own body.
7. An apartment is your inner world. If the room is large, with open windows and there is a lot of light in it, then you are an open, friendly person, “with your soul wide open.” If the windows are closed, you like to dwell on your problems, and if it is dark, then, apparently, you often fall into depression. The presence of animals means hidden guilt for some misdeeds, and those people who live in your apartment are the closest ones.
8. An animal at the entrance is how others see you. Who are you for them - an affectionate kitten or a ragged mongrel?
9. The wall means your ability to cope with depression and a gloomy state of mind. If the wall seems insurmountable to you, then, accordingly, leaving you alone in difficult moments is simply dangerous. But if you bravely place your foot on a protruding brick, one can only envy your self-control.
10. Orchard – your sexual desires, temperament and fantasies. Inveterate womanizers will immediately grab the juiciest fruit, picky bores with complex characters will take a long time to choose, insecure young ladies will first take Antonovka, but then think about it and exchange it for another variety. But if you choose to fall by the wayside, then sex is not at all the main thing and not even a secondary thing in your life. It seems like he doesn't mean anything to you at all.
11. The conflict with the dwarf is your relationship with other people. If you don’t waste time talking, but simply push your enemy off the bridge, then in reality you are capable of anything and often behave like a notorious scoundrel. Attempts to resolve the conflict peacefully indicate a penchant for diplomacy. In general, the more original the solution to a problem, the more flexible and inventive you are in life (for which we congratulate you!).
Simultaneously
Imagine the situation: you are at home alone, and then simultaneously:
- The phone rang!
- The child cried!
- The faucet has burst and water is about to flow onto the floor!
- It's raining, and your laundry is drying on the balcony!
- The doorbell rings!
Describe your actions sequentially: what you will do first, what you will do second, and so on.
Key to the test
This test is about priorities. The first on the list is the main area of your life (at least for now).
A child is a family
Water is money
Phone - work
Door - friends, acquaintances
Lingerie - sex
Favorite animal
1. Name your favorite animal. What is it like? What qualities does he have that you like about him and which ones you don’t like? It is better to describe internal qualities (independence, playfulness) than external ones (long hair, beautiful eyes).
2. Now remember an animal that you also really like, but still a little smaller than the animal from question 1. What qualities does it have?
3. Finally, think about the animal that comes in third place. It's also very good, but you like the first two more. And what are his internal qualities?
Key to the test
1. The first animal, its qualities are how you think about how other people imagine you, how they see you.
2. The second animal is how other people see and evaluate you in reality.
3. Finally, the third animal is what you actually are. Whether you like it or not...
UFO
You are walking down the street, and suddenly a flying object falls onto the roadway straight from the sky. Answer the following questions:
1. What is it - a plane, a helicopter, an alien saucer, a balloon or something else?
2. Is the landing of this object accompanied by casualties and destruction?
3. Why do you think THIS landed here?
4. Will you go your own way, stop for a few minutes or stay here for a long time - to find out the causes and details of the incident?
Key to the test
1. A flying object symbolizes the lie that you are ready for. The larger it is, the more lies there are in your life. Well, if it is an unidentified flying object, it means that by lying, you are often divorced from reality.
2. The presence of casualties and destruction means that you are not too afraid of the consequences of your lies. The more destruction there is, the more indifferent you are to the consequences and even exposure.
3. Your version of this event - these are the reasons that usually force you to deceive. An emergency on board means you lie only in cases of extreme necessity.
4. The time you spend at the scene of the incident symbolizes the remorse that torments you about your deception.
Painting
You are standing in front of a painting in a museum, with your hands behind your back and trying your best to understand the artist's intention, when suddenly a complete stranger comes up to you and says something to you. Which of the following does a stranger tell you?
1. “Isn’t this picture beautiful?”
2. “What do you think about this picture?”
3. “Excuse me, do you have time?”
4. “You know, I’m an artist myself.”
Key to the test
When a stranger suddenly speaks to you, there is always a mixed feeling of apprehension and anticipation. In this fictional scenario, the words the stranger says actually reflect how you react to chance and non-chance encounters with other people. Your answers reveal the impression you make when you first meet someone.
1. “Isn’t this picture beautiful?”
Your friendly and positive personality makes a great impression on almost everyone you meet. Your only concern should be that people may not take you seriously at first.
2. “What do you think about this picture?”
You are the type of person who likes to find out the other person's temperament before starting to communicate. People can sense your hesitation and this can affect their reaction. With your cautious approach, you will never step on anyone's toes, but you may end up living on someone else's terms.
3. “Excuse me, do you have time?”
Half the people perceive you as a completely normal person, but to the other half you look a little strange. When you first meet, you get the impression that you live at your own pace and have a personality that some might call eccentric. You don't attach of great importance what others may think or feel. For better or worse, this is your secret.
4. “You know, I’m an artist myself.”
When you first meet someone, you come across as somewhat nervous and overly active. You may be trying too hard to be liked, but the harder you try, the worse the impression you make. Don't worry so much about making people think well of you—they'll like you more if you just relax.
Stage
You are a singer (singer), and a real star. And today you have a performance in a huge hall - you will have to sing “live”. You go on stage and realize that you can’t perform (let’s say your voice has disappeared). The music is playing, and you are silent, in the audience they begin to understand that something is wrong, they begin to be indignant, someone is trying to break onto the stage.
1. Do you hear a vague rumble from the auditorium or can you distinguish individual screams?
2. Who is trying to break into the scene: a man, a woman or several people at once?
3. Does anyone manage to break into the scene? If so, is this person trying to hit you? Does he scream or silently look into his eyes?
4. Will you try to calm the audience down and explain what’s going on, or will you quickly leave the stage without explanation?
Key to the test
This test helps answer the question “What are you afraid of in this life?”
1. A vague hum from the hall suggests that your fears are usually not very specific. Perhaps they are even mystical in nature. And vice versa, the clearer the cries, the more definite the fears. If you have a good picture of this situation, then perhaps shouting will help you figure out what exactly you are afraid of.
2. If a man breaks onto the stage, it means that men usually cause you fear; if a woman breaks onto the stage, the threat comes from women; several people break through - the crowd causes fear.
3. Did they hit you or are they trying to hit you? This means you are very afraid of physical pain or injury.
4. If you run away from the stage, it means, alas, you don’t know how to overcome your fears. The longer your explanation with the audience, the more successfully you fight your fears.
Garbage can
You're walking down the street, thinking about something, and suddenly you come across a trash can and knock it over. What comes out from under the lid of this trash can?
Key to the test
Your view of the contents of the trash can reveals those things inside you that you try to hide from prying eyes.
1. Nothing falls out - the tank is empty.
People who gave this answer try to live without boasting, without showing off. What you see is what you have. It is this simplicity that gives them their charm.
2. A pile of assorted unpacked garbage is dumped onto the street.
Those of you who said the bin was full of assorted, unpacked trash may appear to be straightforward and frank people, but in fact they have a whole lot of unexpressed feelings accumulated inside them. On the surface, these feelings only appear as general dissatisfaction, but if you think about it carefully, were there times when you held yourself back from saying what you really felt?
3. Apple cores, gnawed chicken bones and other leftovers.
People who imagine a pile of kitchen waste suppress their appetites and natural desire to eat. Perhaps you are on a diet. Or trying to save money by cutting down on your food expenses. Whatever the reason, it will cost you dearly. There is no need to go to extremes, but it is likely that an evening spent with friends at a restaurant will do you good.
4. Well tied black plastic trash bag.
People who see a well-tied trash bag have strong self-control. Perhaps too strong. You hate showing weakness or complaining—your pride won't allow you to. But letting others know how you really feel is not a sign of weakness. Loosen the strings holding the bag together and let some air in before the trash rots and starts to stink.
Who am I?
1. Name your favorite color and give it 3 definitions (adjectives) - what it is, why you like it.
2. Name your favorite animal and also give it 3 definitions, indicating with them what you like about this animal.
3. Name your favorite state of water (body of water: sea, lake, puddle, stream, etc.), give it 3 definitions (why you like it).
4. Imagine that you woke up in a white room without windows or doors. Write down 3 thoughts that come to your mind at the same time.
Key to the test
1. With these three adjectives you described your ideal “I”: how you want to appear in the eyes of others.
2. These three adjectives can describe your social self. This or that is how you appear in the eyes of others.
3. This is how you are when it comes to sex.
4. This is how you think about death.
Our life
This test consists of three stages.
1) pig, tiger, sheep, horse, cow
Rank these animals in order from No. 1 (the most pleasant) to No. 5 (the most unpleasant to you).
2) dog, cat, rat, coffee, sea
Write one adjective for each of these words that, in your opinion, is most similar to it.
3) yellow, orange, red, white, green.
For each of these colors, choose one person whom you know and who, in your opinion, is most associated with this color. It's better if you know these people closely.
Key to the test
1) these are your life priorities, you have put them in their places.
- pig is a career
- tiger - pride/dignity
- sheep - family
- horse - money
- cow - love
2) key to stage 2:
- the dog is you
- the cat is your partner
- the rat is your friend
- coffee - you're into sex
- the sea is your life
It is exactly as you wrote that you consider yourself, your partner, etc. deep down in your soul.
3) key to stage 3:
- yellow - you will never forget this person
- orange is your true friend
- red - you really love this person
- white is your soul mate
- green - a person you will remember throughout your life, your spiritual teacher
Lbat in a cave
Imagine: you are lost in a deep cave, wandering through a huge network of winding passages and trying to find a way out. And then suddenly one bat flies up and whispers something in your ear... Which of the following phrases does it say?
1. “I know where the exit is.”
2. “Let me help you and show you the way from here.”
3. “Keep looking!”
4. "You'll never get out of here."
Key to the test
In this scenario, the magical bat serves as a symbol of guidance and help to those who are lost and struggling to find their way back. By imagining what the bat might say to you, you look at how you yourself react to those who need your help.
1. “I know where the exit is.” You are acting like a know-it-all. There's no doubt about it - you always want to lend a helping hand or give advice, but sometimes you try to help in a situation where your help is not needed, and therefore end up looking like an annoying, meddling person.
2. “Let me show you the way from here.” Your big heart and dedication serve as a shining example to others. People feel your strength and care, and when a problem arises, your mere presence calms them down.
3. “Keep looking.” You maintain distance by respecting the other person's space. This doesn't mean you don't want to help, it's just that when you're asked to give advice, you do the bare minimum, encouraging people to solve their problems themselves. And this laissez-faire approach may be the best approach when helping others find their path to maturity and independence.
4. "You'll never get out of here." When you see someone on the ground, your first instinct is to kick them. It may be natural to take pleasure in other people's failures, but there is nothing good about it. Your attitude will not win you many friends or help you keep the ones you have. Be careful.
Egg
Invite guests to imagine that there is an egg in front of them. What color and size it is does not matter, the main thing is to determine who it belongs to: turtle, snake, dinosaur or chicken.
Key to the test
Since the egg is a symbol of the future generation, choosing an egg shows what people expect from their children in the future.
Snake symbolizes wisdom, education and wealth. Therefore, dreams of such a future often do not come true.
Turtle- a symbol of health and longevity. Turtles that choose eggs are especially concerned about children.
Egg selection dinosaur demonstrates the dream of seeing children as unique individuals. Of course, they will have their mistakes, but parents hope that these mistakes will at least be original.
Choice chicken eggs indicate that a person does not have crazy plans related to children. It is enough that they exist.
However, we should not forget: no matter what we wish for our children, no matter what pictures we paint in our imaginations, children themselves will choose their own path in life.
Butterfly and robot
To reveal unconscious feelings and personality traits, invite guests to take a piece of paper and draw a butterfly and a robot.
Key to the test
Butterfly- This is a symbolic expression of spiritual qualities. If the wings are rounded, you are open and trust people; if the wings have sharp ends, you are cautious and distrustful. If there are circles and ovals on the wings, you know about your problems, but are used to solving them on your own; if there are squares or a grid, it’s hard for you to cope with difficulties alone. If the mustache and eyes are well drawn, you are a sensitive person. If there are no antennae and eyes, you are prone to introspection. If the butterfly body is graceful, you have excellent intuition; if it is thick, you are not alien to bodily pleasures; if it is absent, you live only a spiritual life to the detriment of the material one.
Robot symbolizes your type of thinking. If it is humanoid, you have a humanitarian character; if it looks like a machine, you have a technical one. The more dynamic the robot's pose, the more creative ideas you have. An armored, highly detailed robot shows your ability to stand up for your ideas. The presence of locators and antennas means openness and interest in everything new.
WITH trial
If you were an actor and received an offer to play one of the characters in the courtroom, what role would you choose: lawyer, prosecutor, accused, witness?
Key to the test
The role you choose shows how you act in a crisis situation.
Advocate. You manage to maintain equanimity and composure. But sometimes, as an ardent fighter for justice, you can explode if the situation demands it. The combination of equanimity and passion helps you solve any problem you face.
Prosecutor. You are always calm, even if everyone around you is panicking. People around you realize this and treat you with respect, asking for help in difficult cases. It feels like where you are, there are problems. But all these situations are not stressful for you, because... inside you are absolutely indifferent to everything that happens.
Accused. When faced with difficulties, you begin to reflect on what was done wrong, looking for the reasons for what is happening, rather than solving the problem. To feel more confident, you try to maintain relationships with those who are successful in this life and, in your opinion, have no problems.
Witness. You like to help others, but this participation leads to the conclusion that in any situation you need to rely only on yourself. This is how you act in a difficult situation: you try to find the right way out on your own and deal with a limited number of people.
New home
Imagine that you have your eye on a suitable home and are ready to buy it. During the inspection, no one pushed you, and you asked all the questions that interested you. However, before making a final decision, you would like to take another look at one of the rooms in your future home. Which part of the house requires additional inspection?
- Bathroom.
- Bedroom.
- Dining room/kitchen.
- Veranda/garden.
Key to the test
And now the test results. The search for a new home is equal to the desire to improve your physical characteristics and appearance. Accordingly, the part of the house in which increased interest is shown are actions that a person can take for his physical self-improvement.
The bathroom symbolizes the desire for internal cleansing. Those who are dissatisfied with the bathroom feel that they are not putting in enough effort into their development.
Those who want to take another look at their future bedroom are concerned not so much with diet or physical activity, but with the effort that will have to be made to achieve the desired results.
The kitchen will be chosen by those who are not ready to build their body by limiting themselves in food.
If you want to look around the garden again, then, most likely, tension and constant stress are preventing you from visiting the pool or gym.
Let this test be the first step towards a healthy lifestyle!
Cats
You can love or hate cats, but these animals have been living next to humans for so long! Unlike dogs, they do not carry newspapers to their owner or offer their paws, but despite all these “sins,” their arrogant indifference and complete impenetrability guarantee them a reliable place in the human world. Each person perceives cats differently. Which of the following phrases best matches your ideas about these animals?
- They love to bask in the sun.
- These are mysterious and mysterious animals.
- They are so nice to pet.
- These are unsociable creatures.
Key to the test
In psychology, a cat is the embodiment of the soul, or your true self. The answer you choose reflects the positive and negative aspects of your true self.
1. They love to bask in the sun.
By describing a cat's favorite pastime, you understand that all creatures have the right to behave as they please. This means that you get along easily with people and quickly find common language with any person. People almost always feel comfortable around you. However, due to this ease of communication, you can sometimes come across as a person who is superficial and indifferent to others.
2. These are mysterious and mysterious animals.
The characteristics of a cat's personality that have caught your attention are qualities that you also have in yourself. Your true self is a kaleidoscope of constantly changing pictures. To those who love you, you seem to be an eternal and endless mystery, which they are happy to solve anew every time. But those who don’t have time to solve riddles may prefer not to get involved with a person who is more trouble than they’re worth.
3. They are so nice to stroke.
It seems to you that the world was created so that you could use and enjoy it for your pleasure. This attitude can manifest itself as quiet self-confidence or simply excessive self-centeredness.
4. These are unsociable creatures.
Your answer conveys a sense of loneliness. You prefer to express yourself in the emotional and social spheres of life, as a result of which you come across as a sympathetic and sincere person who shows sincere concern for people. At the same time, this same quality makes you overly sensitive.
Reading a magazine
Imagine that you pick up a new magazine and have the opportunity to read it. How do you usually do this?
- Read in order from the first to the last page.
- Select articles that may be of interest, and ignore the rest.
- You flip through it at random and read what’s worthy of attention.
- Since the order of the headings is unchanged, you read the articles in the order to which you are accustomed.
Key to the test
The manner of planning time when reading a magazine shows how people manage the resources they have, primarily financial ones.
Those who read the magazine consistently spend every penny wisely. They do not like to be strapped for money, they keep track of their finances and therefore feel comfortable.
Those who select only articles of interest are spenders. They buy what they don’t always need and promise themselves to start saving next time.
People who read a magazine at random consider themselves thrifty, and those around them - greedy. Purchases are not made impulsively, and we forget that it is not we who serve money, but money that serves us.
Reading a magazine according to the same pattern indicates a habit of always spending money the same way, without taking into account changes in life. Even if they win the lottery, such people will make purchases at sales, and if they have debts, they will not deny themselves anything.
Tidbit
Imagine that you are lost in a dark forest and are already beginning to experience the first pangs of hunger when you suddenly stumble upon a house made of sweets. How will you deal with this delicacy?
- I will eat everything.
- I will try to try as many different types of sweets as possible.
- I will find the most delicious part and will only eat it.
- Actually, I don't really like sweets.
Key to the test
Sweets and everything you can enjoy on the go are foods that are consumed at any time of the day or night. In the same way, we make new acquaintances - without any intention or intent. That is, your tactics for eating a sweet house coincide with your approach to choosing friends and friendship issues.
1. I will eat everything.
You are honest and open when communicating with people. Your sincerity is akin to the innocent enthusiasm of a child. However, you should remember that not everyone is ready to respond to you with the same sincerity and frankness.
2. I will try to try as many different types of sweets as possible.
The world is full of people, and you wouldn't mind meeting all of them. You have the gift of seeing the best in people. However, your desire to have a little of everything could be interpreted as an unwillingness to develop a relationship with any one person.
3. I will find the most delicious part and will only eat it.
If you are lucky enough to meet a person with similar interests, tastes and aspirations, you will be quite satisfied with this communication. However, it may very well be that by limiting your communication to one type of relationship, you are fencing yourself off from a whole treasury of equally wonderful experiences.
4. Actually, I don't really like sweets.
The life of a person who does not fit into the generally accepted framework has its charms, and you like to view the world not from the crowd, but a little from the outside. However, your attempts to isolate yourself from what is going on around you give others a reason to perceive you as a person who is trying too hard to be different. Don't be afraid to seem ordinary.
Clubboy
Tell your guests a story and record their answers to your questions, and after the story, make a transcript of this test.
Imagine that you are walking through the forest and suddenly come across a clearing where ripe strawberries grow. There is no one around, and only a fence separates you from the free treat. How high is this fence? But one way or another you make your way into the clearing and begin to feast on large berries. How many berries will you eat?
Suddenly the owner of the clearing appears and begins to swear. What will you tell him in response? Right after it was all said and done, how did these berries taste to you? How do you feel after this little adventure is over?
Key to the test
Strawberries are a well-known symbol of sexual attraction and desire. The way you imagined the scenario will help you understand your attitude towards sex, love affairs and forbidden romances.
The height of the fence determines your own level of self-control and resistance to sexual temptation. The higher the fence seemed, the stronger the internal prohibitions. People who imagine a completely enclosed place show amazing resilience. Anyone who said that there is only wire at knee level is ready to easily succumb to temptation.
The number of berries you eat is the number of people you can be attracted to at the same time. If you said that you stopped after eating just one berry, then most likely you are monogamous or, despite the temptation, remain faithful to your other half. For those of you who have gotten into double digits, you may need to seriously consider putting the brakes on your libido.
Excuses to the owner - an explanation to others and to oneself about one’s insatiability. They reflect how you would defend yourself if you were caught being unfaithful. Possible options: “Sorry, I won’t do it again”, “The strawberry was very tasty!”, “I wanted it and ate it, that’s my business!”
The description of the sensations and taste of the berries indicates feelings and memories after a love affair. Possible options: “In fact, they were not as tasty as they seemed at first,” “I didn’t experience anything special, but at least some entertainment,” “The berries were so sweet, juicy and especially delicious because of their forbiddenness.”
The Tale of Cinderella
Among the many fairy tales, the story of Cinderella is the most popular. Which scene in this old fairy tale most appeals to you?
- Bullying of Cinderella by her stepmother and sisters.
- Cinderella turns into a princess.
- Cinderella loses her shoe while running away from the palace.
- The prince puts on Cinderella's slipper.
Key to the test
Why do you like the scene you chose? Psychologists say that it correlates with weaknesses the person who chose it.
1. Bullying of Cinderella by her stepmother and sisters.
Everyone pushes Cinderella around, scolds her, and, of course, she feels sorry for her. But the other side of this scene is the feeling of superiority and arrogance. The one who chose this scene has a very good opinion of himself and sometimes looks down on others. You need to learn to treat others with more warmth.
2. Cinderella turns into a princess.
In real life, little happens with a wave magic wand, and becoming a princess is a fairy tale. The one who chose this scene is an insufficiently practical and responsible person, deep down hoping that his problems can be solved in the same incredible way.
3. Cinderella loses her shoe while running away from the palace.
The choice of the scene with the loss of the shoe indicates the degree of dependence on others. You should not rely on others, you must learn to make responsible decisions yourself.
4. The prince puts on Cinderella’s slipper.
A happy ending is always great, but... after the holiday, ordinary everyday life always comes. All desires and dreams are predictable: a good salary, a brilliant career, a family with children. But there are qualities that make people stand out from the crowd and can turn a common man into a one-of-a-kind person?..
Comic games
Target
Guests are given blank sheets papers and pencils. The presenter invites them to draw a large circle on a sheet of paper, inside which there are 4 more circles (the drawing turns out to be a target of 5 circles). You need to put a point in the middle and draw 2 perpendicular lines through it. The result will be 4 sectors.
In each of the four sectors you need to write:
- in the first, smallest circle - the letters P, P, S, L in any order.
- in the second circle from the center - numbers from one to four in each sector, also in any order
- in the third - one for each sector, the name of a bird, fish, animal, insect
- in the fourth - 4 adjectives characterizing a person’s character traits, maybe funny ones (for example: sexy, angry, sparkling, caring, romantic, greedy, charming, concerned, eloquent, etc.)
- in the last circle - 4 any proverbs or sayings (they can also be catchphrases, funny statuses or Russian Radio jokes)
The signed (to avoid confusion) “targets” are handed over to the presenter, who puts them on public display or demonstrates them one by one. Next comes the “decoding”.
It turns out that the letters in the center of the circle mean P - work, P - bed, S - family, L - love; numbers - where each of the guests ranks in work, family, bed and love, animal + adjective - who he is in work, bed, family and love; a proverb is a motto this person in work, family, bed, love.
For example, it may turn out: a cute puppy in bed, a greedy jackal in love, a fair horse in the family, and a mischievous hedgehog at work. I won’t give examples of mottos, try it yourself - it’s a lot of fun!
My other half
This funny test designed for married couples. Men and women, without looking at each other, write on a piece of paper in a column, under numbers, ten names of animals (insects, birds, reptiles).
Then the presenter reads out the representatives of the fauna recorded by the women, with the words Your husband:
- Affectionate as...,
- Strong as...,
- Sociable like...,
- Authoritative as...,
- Independent as...,
- Smiling like...
- Neat as...,
- Amorous as...,
- Brave as...,
- Beautiful as...
- Then the representatives of the fauna chosen by the husband are named, with the words Your Wife:
- In transport like...,
- With relatives like...,
- With work colleagues like...,
- In the store it’s like...,
- At home it’s like...
- In a cafe or restaurant like...,
- How is it with the boss...
- In a friendly company like...,
- In bed like...
- In the doctor's office it's like...
Who are you?
Prepare a sheet of paper and pencils or pens for your guests in advance. Before the guests leave the table, offer them this fun game. Each guest writes on their own sheet of paper serial numbers in one column there are interspersed 10 names of domestic animals, animals, birds or insects. Then the hostess (or presenter) asks the questions in order, and everyone in turn reads what is written on their sheet as number 1 on the first question, then on the second reads what is written on number 2, etc.
Questions:
- Who are you at home?
- Who are you in private?
- Who are you in a public place?
- Who are you without clothes?
- Who are you after lunch?
- Who do others associate you with?
- Who do you associate yourself with?
- Who are you at night?
- Who are you and your friends?
- Who are you really?
And even more so when questions are asked. But not just any boring ones, but truly important ones - concerning themselves. What are you thinking about? How did you sleep? What would you like? There can be a lot of options. But the trouble is that no one is in a hurry to ask girls in detail about their irresistible personalities. Mom doesn't count, and a psychoanalyst is expensive. But we all know that the salvation of drowning people is in the hands of these same drowning people. And if right this very second you have a terrible urge to talk about yourself, but there is no interlocutor at hand, funny tests for girls will come in very handy. Moreover, unlike a psychoanalyst, they are available for free.
Let's learn new things about ourselves
Cool tests for girls are good not only because they will have fun, save you from boredom, and simply lift your spirits at moments when cats are scratching your soul, but also because they will allow you to learn a lot of new things about yourself, or at least unexpected things. At the same time, the questions that will have to be answered are no different in seriousness. Many of them will generally baffle you, but the more interesting the test results will be. And they can be very different.
The topics covered in game tests for girls are usually very funny. For example, with their help you can find out which tree you are most like, the guy with what character would be your ideal match, what your lucky color is, your favorite pizza, and what your best friend thinks about you when she is very angry.
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These questions allow you to find out whether the test takers have a good memory and whether they have a tendency to find too much complex solutions simple tasks, and whether they have the ability to consider the consequences of previous actions when making important decisions and learn from their own mistakes.
Question 1
How to put a rhinoceros in the refrigerator?
Question 2
How to put a mammoth in the refrigerator?
Question 3
The king of beasts called all the animals to a meeting, to which all but one came. Who didn't show up to the meeting?
Question 4
You need to swim across the river, which is home to countless crocodiles. How will you cross the river?
AnswersYou can voice the correct option immediately after receiving the answer, or read them after the participants have put forward their versions of all the questions.
Answer to 1st question
Open the refrigerator, place the rhinoceros in it, close the refrigerator.
Answer to 2nd question
Incorrect answer: open the refrigerator, place the mammoth in it, close the refrigerator.
Correct answer: open the refrigerator, take the rhinoceros out of it, place the mammoth in it, close the refrigerator.
Answer to question 3
This is a mammoth, since it was in the refrigerator at that time.
Answer to question 4
Of course, swim, because all the crocodiles are at a meeting with the king of beasts.
Test “Where to assign an employee?”
This test is often used when applying for a job. To do this, a potential employee is brought into a room in which, apart from a table and a couple of chairs, there is nothing, they are asked to wait for a while, then they leave and appear only after a couple of hours. If a person really needs this job, he won't go anywhere. The question is what he will do while waiting for his interlocutor. And depending on this, he is assigned to one or another division of the company.
Of course, you don’t need to lock an employee in an empty room to find out whether he was sent to work in the right department. All you have to do is select a few volunteers, give them pencils and printed separate sheets options for spending time and describe the situation to them in approximately the following words: “Imagine that you have come to get a job at our company. The secretary met you, took you into a room with white walls, in which the only furniture was 2 chairs and a table, and asked you to wait a few minutes, but he himself disappeared for almost 2 hours. You really want to work in our company, so you will be patient and wait. To brighten up the wait, you will choose one of the 11 options described on the pieces of paper and circle it with a pencil.” Also ask all test takers to sign the slips, then collect them and announce the results.
Pastime options1. I will disassemble the table into parts.
3. I’ll start humming something and at the same time gesturing strongly.
4. I will talk to the furniture.
5. I won’t waste time and take a little nap.
6. I will write a letter in which I will express everything I think about the current situation.
7. I will remain completely calm and will not even turn around to look at whoever enters the room.
8. I will be nervous, but I will try to convince myself that everything is not so bad.
9. I'll try to play with my glasses.
10. I will study furniture defects.
11. I will try to repair a broken chair.
ResultsIf the test taker chose the first option, he belongs in the research and information department.
If the test taker chose the second option, he will perform best in the finance department.
If the test taker chose the third option, send it to the help desk.
If the test taker chose the fourth option, the most suitable place for him is the human resources department.
If the test taker chose the fifth option, he is a born manager.
If the test taker chose the sixth option, get him a job in the technical documentation department.
If the test taker chose the seventh option, the company will benefit if he works in the security service.
If the test taker chose option eight, send it to the marketing department.
If the test taker chose the ninth option, trust him with the software.
If the test taker chose the tenth option, the supply department is his natural element.
If the test taker chose the eleventh option, no one can handle sales issues better than him.
Test "Aptitude for professions"
This comic test can be offered to those who doubt the correctness of their choice of profession. Before asking a single question, give participants pencils and paper with possible answers and ask them to sign them and check the box that they think is correct. Then collect the leaves and announce the results.
How much is 2 x 2?
Answer options2. The answer depends on the units of measurement.
3. 99 (70 for us; 25 for you; 4 for the cashier).
4. How much is needed?
5. Do not offer group sex.
6. As a rule, 4.
7. From 5 to 7.
8. I don’t consider it necessary to answer stupid questions.
Decoding answers1. Teacher
2. Programmer
3. CFO
4. Accountant
5. Secretary-assistant
6. Economist
8. Manager
Test “Boss or subordinate?”
Invite your colleagues to take the test and find out who is more in your team - bosses or subordinates.
To do this, you will need pencils and sheets of paper with statements printed on them. Test takers must select answer options and count the number of points they score. Then announce the results. Perhaps they will force management to reconsider the personnel policy of their company.
1. I am responsible for everything that happens in my life.
B. I don't know.
2. There would be much fewer problems in my life if the people around me changed their attitude towards me.
B. I don't know.
3. By nature, I am not a person of action; I prefer to reflect on the reasons for my mistakes rather than take concrete steps to correct them.
B. I don't know.
4. The thought often occurs to me that my life is passing under an “unlucky star.”
B. I don't know.
5. Drug addicts and alcoholics are to blame for the fact that they have sunk to the very bottom of life.
B. I don't know.
6. Reflecting on my life, I came to the conclusion: those under whose influence my character was formed are responsible for what happens to me.
B. I don't know.
7. I prefer to treat my ailments on my own using long-proven methods.
8. I don't know.
8. The fact that women become bitches and worthless creatures, as a rule, is not their fault, but those who surround them.
B. I don't know.
9. You can always find a way out of any situation.
V. I don’t know.
10. I am grateful to those who never refuse to help me, and I always try to do something nice for them.
B. I don't know.
11. When thinking about who initiated the conflict, I always start with myself.
B. I don't know.
12. I believe in a sign: if a black cat crosses the road, don’t expect anything good.
B. I don't know.
13. Every adult in any life situation must be strong and be able to be responsible for their own actions.
B. I don't know.
14. I have a lot of shortcomings, but this is not a reason to be prejudiced against me.
B. I don't know.
15. If it is not in my power to influence the outcome of a case, I usually put up with it, believing that next time I will be much luckier.
B. I don't know.
ResultsTo calculate the number of points scored, offer test participants for each answer “Yes” to questions 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 and for each answer “No” to questions 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 , 14, 15 are awarded 10 points, and for the answers “I don’t know” – 5 points.
More than 116 points.
Of course you are the boss. If you are still not in a position of responsibility, it is a big mistake on your boss's part. You have qualities such as honesty, independence, integrity, hard work and determination. You are characterized by professionalism, the ability to find an approach to people and organizational skills.
From 96 to 115 points.
Are you a boss or a subordinate? It all depends on the situation. You can lead if you see any benefit in it, and obey if you think it would be better for you to hide in the shadows for a while.
Less than 95 points.
You are used to going with the flow. Being a leader is not your path. It is much easier to follow someone else's orders than to take the initiative into your own hands and bear responsibility for it. However, everyone chooses their own path, because if there are bosses, there must also be subordinates.
Quiz: How many years will it take you to become a millionaire?
Ask one of your colleagues to take this humorous test. Attach a Whatman paper to the wall with the following text:
Your salary: ____________________ rubles.
Estimated salary growth per year: ____________________% each year.
How many rubles can you save annually: ____________________ rubles.
The test taker must write in the numbers with a marker. As soon as he does this, announce the result.
ResultTest “Do you have a chance to become a space tourist?”According to your annual income, you have a chance to earn:
1 million – in 83 years.
10 million – in 138 years.
100 million in – 169 years.
1 billion – in 215 years.
10 billion – in 271 years.
And you will be able to compete with Bill Gates no earlier than in... 307 years. We wish you Siberian health and longevity to live until this significant event.
You don't need many participants to run this test. Ask your colleagues who dreams of looking at the Earth from space. For those wishing to make a long journey, ask only 2 questions, calculate the amount of points they have scored and announce the results.
1. Do you complain about your health?
A. Thank God, no (1 point).
B. Sometimes it happens (0 points).
2. Do you have $30 million in your bank account?
A. Of course (1 point).
B. Alas and ah (0 points).
Results2 points.
We sincerely congratulate you! You can become one of the first contenders for a place as a space tourist in a rocket!
Less than 2 points.
Don't despair! There is no reason for you to be upset, because even on our planet you can have a blast!
Test “Your attitude to the world of art”
Some people listen to music all day long, others prefer to sing, others can see beauty in the ordinary, others create it themselves, others don’t care about any kind of art. This test will help you figure out which category your colleagues belong to. Give test participants pencils and questionnaires with questions and ask them to answer them honestly.
1. Do you think the words “nuance” and “tone” differ in meaning?
2. Your apartment has been in need of cosmetic repairs for a long time. Can you ignore this and live as if you have complete order?
3. Do you like to draw?
4. Do you choose clothes based on the latest fashion trends?
5. Can you say with complete confidence who Velazquez, Nureyev and Gaudi were?
6. Do you have difficulty understanding your own handwriting?
7. Do you choose things of the same color scheme?
8. Do you often visit museums?
9. When taking a car ride, do you stop to admire the94 walking sun?
10. Have you noticed the habit of drawing? geometric shapes in moments of reflection?
11. Can you be called a regular at exhibitions and art salons?
12. Do you like to walk around your hometown?
13. Do you like being alone?
14. Do people who like to recite poetry by heart surprise you?
15. Do you listen to music just to be entertained?
16. Are you able to remember any landscape in detail?
17. Do you think that sea stones are very beautiful?
18. Do you like meeting and communicating with new people?
19. Do you like poetry?
20. Have you ever had a desire to decorate the walls of your own apartment?
21. Do you often change your image?
22. Do you like to rearrange furniture?
23. Have you ever tried to compose a song?
ResultsTo find out the total score, ask test takers for each “Yes” answer to questions 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 16, 17, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24 give yourself 1 point, and for the answer “No” - to questions 2, 6, 10, 14, 15, 18.
More than 16 points.
We can say about you that you are an artistic person, you have a sense of beauty. Your life is surrounded by objects of art, in which you are well versed.
From 8 to 16 points.
Of course, you know how to appreciate beauty, but you can easily live without it. If you are asked to choose between a painting and a new computer model, you will choose the second option.
Less than 8 points.
If you chose a creative profession, you made a big mistake. You cannot understand a person who stops to admire a beautiful sunset or stands for hours in front of a masterpiece of a great master. In life, you value only things that can bring real benefit, and not all sorts of trinkets, even very beautiful ones.
Test “Do you have a chance to become a talk show host?”
Many of us dream as children of becoming famous, working on television, hosting some popular TV show. But, as a rule, dreams remain dreams, and we choose a completely different profession. However, it is always interesting to know whether we are capable of being a TV star. The answer to this question can be obtained by passing this test. But you need to approach it with a sense of humor. It is advisable that the presenter read the questions and answer options out loud, and the test takers mark suitable option on a piece of paper, and then calculated the amount of points scored.
1. There’s no escape, but for a TV star, a TV star’s appearance is her calling card, so each applicant must undergo so-called face control. Pay close attention to yourself, if possible, use a mirror, and make sure that you have a pair of upper and lower limbs, eyes and ears, one mouth and it is full of teeth, and a unique nose. So, do you have all of the above?
A. If I haven’t made a mistake in the calculations, everything is in place (2 points).
B. Doesn’t finish some of the teeth (1 point).
B. Among other things, I also have a piercing in my navel (0 points).
2. Do you have a habit of interrupting your interlocutor?
A. Yes, why listen to some nonsense, it’s better to listen to an intelligent person, that is, me (2 points).
B. No, a sense of decency does not allow it (1 point).
V. If it were up to me, I would kill everyone, but there is no machine gun (don’t be afraid, that’s my joke) (0 points).
3. Are you able to shout every 2 minutes: “Applause, please!”?
A. If this is required during the program, I will try (2 points).
B. The audience themselves know when to applaud, so the ability to shout “Applause!” not useful (1 point).
B. Yes, but only if it is really necessary (0 points).
4. Imagine that your program is broadcast live, and suddenly all the microphones are turned off. Will you be able to cope without acoustic equipment and shout over the guests, spectators and musical accompaniment sitting in the studio?
B. I can’t scream at all and I’m not able to speak in a raised voice, so without a microphone I’ll be completely lost (1 point).
Q. The maximum I can do is whisper loudly (0 points).
5. Do you like to find out details? personal life from a person you just recently met?
A. Of course, this is very interesting (2 points)!
B. I would really like to, but it’s somehow inconvenient (1 point).
B. Who may be interested in this (0 points)?
ResultsMore than 8 points. You clearly have talent. You should try to become a local TV star.
Less than 7 points. Why do you need to become some kind of host of some talk show? You feel good with us too!
Test “Can you be trusted to lead an important meeting?”
This is a humorous test, so test takers must have a sense of humor. Provide participants with blank sheets of paper and pencils so they can write down their answers and record their scores.
1. Do you suffer from spontaneous twitching of your eyes, ears, mouth, arms or legs?
A. I didn’t notice this about myself (2 points).
B. I twitch my ears and wink all the time, but only to amuse those around me (1 point).
B. Well, occasionally with hands and feet... Left hook, right hook. When I was young, I practiced boxing (0 points).
2. Are you a stutterer?
A. God was merciful (2 points).
B. Yes, but only half (1 point).
V. I don’t, but those who hear me don’t know (0 points).
3. Do you pronounce all the letters of the alphabet?
A. Yes, and not only letters, but also numbers (2 points).
B. I pronounce hard and soft signs perfectly, there are some problems with the rest (1 point).
B. I’d rather record a soundtrack of my speech (0 points).
4. Imagine that you need to read a text replete with complex terms and figures of speech. As a practice, try to say without hesitation: “The weather is wet!” How many times did you get confused before pronouncing this phrase correctly?
A. Not even once (2 points).
5. Do you suffer from flatulence?
A. I didn’t notice anything like this (2 points).
B. Sometimes I suffer, like everyone else around me, but I control myself (1 point).
B. I will never admit it, but to prevent something terrible from happening, I will put on a sound-absorbing diaper (0 points)
6. Imagine that during a meeting you saw out of the corner of your eye that a mouse was running towards you under the table. How will you react?
A. Yes, even a hippopotamus! I’ll pretend that nothing is happening (2 points).
B. Raise my legs higher (1 point).
B. I’ll try to catch her unnoticed (0 points).
ResultsMore than 10 points.
You will certainly cope with such a difficult task as negotiating. The authorities present here will take this into account.
From 6 to 9 points.
You can be trusted to lead the meeting, but only for a short time/
Less than 5 points.
Of course, you can arrange and conduct a meeting, but only for one person - yourself!
Quiz: Is Your Boss a Monster?
If your boss has a sense of humor and understands any jokes, you can conduct the following test.
Provide participants with blank sheets of paper and pens so they can mark their answers.
Your task is to read out the questions and answers to them.
Questions1. My boss...
A. Man.
B. Woman.
B. Difficult question.
G. Something in between.
2. My boss prefers clothes...
A. Fashionable.
B. Classical.
B. Out of fashion.
G. Shocking.
3. My boss smells...
A. Nice.
G. It’s hard to say what.
4. My boss...
A. Soft.
B. Nothing like that.
B. Strict, but very honest and fair.
G. In a word, a beast!
5. My boss is explaining...
A. Clear and concise.
B. Illegible.
B. Like a mad scientist.
G. Who really listens to him?!
6. When the boss gets angry...
A. Quickly comes to his senses and cools down.
B. This will last a long time.
B. Spit and spray foam.
D. Forces you to go to work on weekends.
7. My boss eats...
A. As a well-mannered person.
B. Slurping without hesitation.
8. It was as if I had been starving for a week before.
G...and simultaneously yells at everyone who comes to hand.
8. You hinted to your boss that it would be nice to raise your salary, he...
A. Agrees with you.
B. Becomes sad and pretends to be very busy.
B. Changes the conversation to another topic.
G. Begins to get very angry.
9. During the lunch break, the chef...
A. Goes out to eat.
B. Plays computer games.
B. Makes a thorough inspection of his office.
10. When I accidentally meet my boss outside of work, he...
A. Goes shopping
B. Walks with his family.
B. Wanders around in alleys and courtyards looking for something.
G. Carefully watches the girls passing by.
11. Of all the drinks, my boss prefers...
A. Green or black tea.
B. Liquid of undetermined color, odor and taste.
B. The blood of his subordinates.
12. At the boss...
A. Thick hair.
B. Liquid hairs.
B. Hands covered with thick hair.
D. Hairy legs that are visible when he sits down.
13. When the boss talks to me...
A. Speaks politely and reservedly.
B. Gets angry and snorts.
B. Sniffles heavily.
G. Yells at the top of his lungs.
14. The boss's eyes...
A. Kind and affectionate.
B. Prickly and cold.
B. On rollout.
G. Like a beast.
ResultsMost answers are A.
You are definitely lucky. You won't find such bosses during the day. This needs to be loved and cherished.
Most answers B.
This is not to say that your boss is the ultimate dream. But it can be worse. Remember the saying: “It’s good where we are not!”
Most answers B and D.
If your answers to the questions are to be believed, your boss is nothing short of a monster! He is so terrible and evil that the world has never seen him before. If he eats a piece of raw meat in front of you, you know it’s time for you to think about looking for a new job. In general, remember that this test is a joke!
Test “Is everything okay in your head?”
For this test, distribute blank sheets of paper and pens to all participants. You will need to read out the questions and the others will need to write down the answers. Their correctness can be checked using the table. The more matches, the better the test takers' intelligence.
1. How many birthdays do you think a woman has?
2. What do you think does not move, but always rises and falls?
3. What color is the bear if it is walking under the window of a house that has 4 walls facing south.
4. The window in the room is open, there are fragments on the floor underneath it and water is spilled. The dead Johana completes the picture. Who is Johana and why did she die?
5. There is a word in the Russian language that is always read incorrectly. Write this word.
6. Why can’t a woman living in Krasnodar be buried east of the Kama River?
7. Two people were playing checkers. Each played 7 games, and each won the same number of times. How could something like this happen?
8. Divide 20 by 1/3, add 10 and write down the result.
9. If you are given 5 paintings out of 7, how many paintings will you have left?
10. How many animals did Moses take on his ark?
11. According to Russian laws, can a man enter into a legal marriage with his widow’s sister?
12. You find yourself in a dark room, in which you can hardly find a candle, a kerosene lamp and a wood stove. You only have one match in your pocket. What will you light first?
13. The doctor prescribed you 3 pills, which you need to take every 30 minutes. How long will it take to take the drug?
14. The collective farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 were stolen. How many sheep does the collective farmer have left?
15. Count how many races of the number 8 appear in the range from 1 to 100?
16. 10 candles are burning, 3 of them have gone out. How many candles will be left?
17. A brick weighs 1 kg and another half brick. How much does 1 brick weigh?
18. An archaeologist found a coin dating back to 40 BC. e. Could this really happen?
19. The stick needs to be divided into 12 parts. How many times do you need to cut it off?
20. The man went to bed at 8 o’clock in the evening, and he set his mechanical alarm clock for 10 o’clock in the morning. How many hours will he be able to sleep?
21. There are 10 toes on the feet. How many are there on 10 legs?
23. Some months end on the 30th, and some on the 31st. What month has the 29th day?
24. Father and son had an accident. The father died, and the son ended up in the hospital. An anesthesiologist came into his room and said: “This is my son!” Could this really happen?
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Participants who score more than 12 correct answers can proudly say that everything is in order with their heads!
Test "Are you a chimpanzee or an orangutan?"
This little test will amuse any company. If you follow the logic of Charles Darwin, we all once descended from monkeys. But from which ones exactly? This test will help you find the answer to this question.
1. Your height...
A. Like Uncle Styopa.
B. Average.
B. I didn’t come out as a sprout.
2. Your skin...
B. Dark.
B. It is not visible under the layer of dirt.
3. Are your ears big?
A. More likely yes than no.
B. Ears are like ears.
B. Miniature!
4. Usually you prefer to be...
A. Among people.
B. In splendid isolation.
B. In the company of only a select few.
5. Your favorite dishes...
A. From meat.
B. From vegetables and fruits.
B. Various.
ResultsMost answers are A.
You are none other than a chimpanzee, a very cute and cute monkey!
Most answers are B and C.
You are a real orangutan, but already quite civilized.
Test “Who were you in a past life?”To administer this short test, give participants sheets of paper on which to mark their answers. At the end of testing, tally the results.
1. Are you blonde?
A. Absolutely!
B. No, not blond.
B. It all depends on the mood.
2. Do you like to wear jewelry?
B. I don’t need this at all.
B. When and how.
3. Do you love it when...
B. Lots of chocolate.
4. Do you like to be the center of attention?
A. Who doesn’t like that?!
B. Modesty adorns a person, so I prefer not to stand out.
B. According to circumstances
5. Do you like being looked after?
A. Definitely like it!
B. No, I prefer to do everything myself.
B. It depends on who is caring.
6. Do you like to lead others?
A. Yes, it’s so nice!
B. No, it's not in my nature.
B. I dream about it
7. Would you reciprocate a black man's marriage proposal?
A. Yes, it's worth a try.
B. Hardly.
Q. It is difficult to answer such a complex question; you need to weigh everything carefully.
8. Do you like to do housework?
A. This is not a royal matter.
B. Yes, of course.
B. I don’t have such a farm.
ResultsMost answers are A.
Whether you were lucky or not, in a past life you were the leader of a large African tribe. Quite a bit, you had 13 wives (husbands), a dozen boars and a chest of jewelry. You have lived 90 years.
The cause of your death was a meteorite falling from the sky.
Most options B and C.
You can be envied. In a past life, you were a beautiful king penguin living in Antarctica. Over your long life, you have acquired numerous offspring (79 children), who bear fruit and multiply to this day.
For everyone to learn a lot of interesting things about themselves, it is enough to answer just 3 questions. Write on the posters the names of the animals and flowers that are discussed in the test, and voice the questions. Participants must record their answers on paper. After completing the tasks, announce the results.
1. Place the following animals in order based on your liking for them.
A. Cow.
B. Horse.
B. Monkey.
2. Pick short definition the following words.
D. Dog.
3. Which person do you associate with the colors listed below?
B. Yellow.
B. Green.
G. Red.
D. Orange.
ResultsThe first question is responsible for setting priorities in a person’s life.
A cow is a career.
The horse is family.
The monkey is money.
Sheep is love.
The tiger is pride.
The definitions of these words describe and express the attitude:
Coffee is for love.
Cat - to a friend or partner.
Rat - to the enemy.
Ocean - to your own life.
The dog is to oneself.
As for the colors, they mean the following.
White - this person is your true friend.
Yellow is a person who will always remember you.
Green is a person you will never forget.
Red is the person you truly love.
Test "Circles"
For this test you will need Whatman paper, markers and an unlimited number of participants. On your command, they should each begin to complete the task on their own sheet of paper.
1. Draw a small circle in the center of the sheet.
2. Draw lines through the center of the circle that go beyond its limits and divide the sheet into 4 sectors.
3. In each of the resulting sectors, write one of the letters: L, P, R, S.
4. Outside the 1st circle, draw the 2nd.
5. In each of the 4 sectors of the new circle, write one of the numbers: 1, 2, 3 and 4.
6. Outside the 2nd circle, draw the 3rd and in its sectors write 1 animal each (you can also write insects, fish or birds).
7. Outside the 3rd circle, draw the 4th and in the new sectors write 1 character trait (for example, honesty, capriciousness, etc.).
8. Draw the last circle in the same way as the previous ones and write in a proverb, catchphrase, etc. in the resulting sectors.
Results1st round
L means "love".
P means "bed".
R means "work".
WITH means "family".
2nd round
Based on this circle and the numbers in it, one can judge a person’s priorities in relation to love, bed, family and work.
3rd and 4th circles
They need to be analyzed simultaneously. They give a detailed description of the personality of the writer and artist. First read the character trait, then the animal, and then look at which sector the resulting phrase belongs to. The result is very funny. For example, a stingy elk in bed, a boring hedgehog in love, an honest mare at work, etc.
5th circle
Phrases from this circle characterize a person in love, bed, family and work. For example, bed - “Seven do not wait for one”, love - “You can’t pull a fish out of a pond without labor,” etc.
Test "Magic Mathematics"
This is a very short, but no less interesting and funny test joke. To carry it out, you just need to give everyone present a few tasks.
1. Think of any number from 2 to 9.
2. Multiply it by 9.
3. Add the digits of the resulting two-digit number together.
4. For the first letter of the resulting number, guess a European country.
5. Create an animal for the third letter of the name of this country.
ResultsNow ask the question: “Did everyone make a wish? Where did you get the idea that rhinoceroses live in Denmark?”
Test "Bath"
Based on which part of the body a person begins to wash first, one can judge some of his character traits. Ask test participants just one question: “When you are in a bathhouse, shower or bath, where do you start washing?”
Answer optionsHands
This is not to say that you combine many talents. Their absence is compensated by your hard work, desire to selflessly help others, reliability and decency. For this you are very much appreciated and loved, but, however, not with the kind of love that you would like.
Breast
You, as they say, are a man of action. Purposefulness, straightforwardness, honesty and integrity - these are the qualities that fully characterize you. Your motto is to always go forward. However, along the way you often encounter misunderstandings, and this greatly irritates you. You take advantage of signs of attention from members of the opposite sex.
Face
The most important thing in life for you is material well-being; the rest, in your opinion, is nonsense. There is only one person you truly love, and that is yourself.
You are absolutely not interested in what others think about you. But you have a lot of advantages, thanks to which you do not sit alone.
Private parts of the body
Shyness is what sets you apart from the rest. When communicating with others, you lack confidence and courage. Because of this, you have practically no friends and problems in your personal life. However, everything is in your hands. If you want to change something in your life, you will do it. How? Only you can answer this question.
Shoulders
Bad luck follows you around. Whatever you undertake, it ends either in failure or in nothing. This leads to problems with the opposite sex. However, you are not at all hopeless. Declare to yourself that you are the coolest and luckiest person in the world, stop believing in bad omens and listen to the advice of others, and then the bad streak in your life will end.
Other body part
Every person has a highlight, but in you it is so deep that it is not visible. To get noticed, you need to do something extraordinary, perhaps take part in the filming of a popular talk show.
Test "Guess the riddle"
As children, we enjoy solving riddles, but with age, interest in this genre disappears, which is a pity. After all, a riddle is a great way to have fun and develop imaginative thinking. And in the form of a test, they can become an entertaining game. Read the questions and answer options to the audience. Test takers must say the correct answer in unison.
1. The body is wooden, the clothes are torn, does not eat, does not drink, guards the garden.
A. Pinocchio.
B. Gardener.
B. Scarecrow.
2. It lives in seas and rivers, but often flies across the sky, and when it gets bored of flying, it falls to the ground again.
A. Pelican.
B. Amphibious aircraft.
3. I came without paints and without a brush and repainted all the leaves.
A. A girl doing graffiti.
4. He puffs like a steam locomotive, holds his nose up, makes some noise, calms down, invites a seagull to drink.
B. Retired neighbor.
B. Kettle.
5. People live under water and walk backwards.
A. Divers.
B. Vodyanoy and his servants.
6. A new vessel, but it’s all full of holes.
A. The shelled ship.
B. Empty head.
7. I keep it in my school bag, I’ll tell you how you study.
A. Mobile phone.
B. Petition to parents.
8. Diary.
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All answers are correct.
This suggests that the team is distinguished by intelligence and intelligence.
Half of the answers are correct.
This result is also not bad. All is not lost and a lot can be made up for with hard work.
Less than half of the answers are correct.
This is a riddle, this is a riddle. What is wrong with those present?
Test “Guess the riddle-2”
This test, like the previous one, asks you to guess Russian folk riddles. Test takers must choose one of two answer options.
A table with the correct answers is given below. Based on the test results, you can judge the intelligence of your colleagues and their ability to think abstractly.
1. It will ring loudly,
The duck quacks
Get together, kids.
To one uterus.
A. Bell ringing.
B. The cook calls for dinner.
2. Two sisters suffer
They look into the closet,
They don’t dare go up.
A. Window sashes.
B. Ceilings.
3. Mother is fat
The daughter is red
Son is brave,
Gone to heaven.
A. Stove, fire, smoke.
B. The cook, her daughter and son-pilot.
4. Under the city near Bryansk,
Under the royal oak tree,
Two eagles are hawking
One testicle is being pampered.
A. Wedding.
B. Christening.
5. Near the hole
White doves are standing.
B. Two sisters.
6. Stands strong
Hangs weakly
It's smooth around them
Everyone's got the gear
They also have sweetness.
A. Nuts, shells, teeth.
B. Pig and acorns.
7. Knocking, rattling, spinning,
Ain't afraid of no one
Counts his age
Not a human himself.
A. Cuckoo.
8. There is a bridge
For seven miles,
There is a pillar on the bridge,
Color on the pole
All over the world.
A. Great Lent.
B. Bridge with traffic lights.
9. Two are standing
Two are lying
The fifth one walks
The sixth one drives.
A. A game of hide and seek.
B. Door with lintels.
10. I will go out on a howl,
I'll hit the billboards,
I will console the Tsar in Moscow,
I'll wake up the king in Lithuania,
Dead man in the ground
Abbess in her cell,
A small child in a cradle.
A. Church bells.
B. Nightingale the Robber
11. Two ends,
Two rings
There's a nail in the middle.
A. Scissors.
B. Crossed swords hang on the wall.
12. The pig is running
golden back,
Flax tail.
A. Needle and thread.
B. Awl and thread.
13. I’ll tell you a riddle,
I'll throw it behind the garden bed,
I'll let you in a year,
Yearling grove.
14. A pig walked out of the barn,
Ripping the hay over the snout.
B. Drunk man.
15. Sweep, sweep
Little wave,
I'll let the white naked one in.
A. Varga.
B. The husband kicked his wife out of the house.
16. Worth the butt,
I am low myself
There are a hundred rizoks on it.
17. In the wide yard,
On a smooth field
Worth four butts
Under one hat.
A. Bench.
18. Four fours,
Two spreaders,
The seventh vertun,
There are two pieces of glass in it.
A. Cow.
19. Naked myself,
Shirt in a bosom;
He himself is white,
The kids are red.
B. Match.
20. No arms, no legs
Not a small piece is creeping upward.
A. Water vapor.
21. Erofake stands,
Belted short.
22. Three crows flew to the mansion;
One says:
I feel good in winter,
The other one is good for me in the summer,
And the third one is always good for me.
A. Horse, cow, boat.
B. Snow Maiden, Thumbelina, Baba Yaga
23. Under the cage, under the tent,
There is a barrel of crow lard.
A. Boiler with water.
B. Trash can.
24. He gave birth to one before twelve,
And twelve gave birth to seven,
Of the seven, four grew.
B. Father of many children.
25. Worth a price
All covered in branches.
A. Mutovina.
B. Knotty log.
26. Neither a man nor a woman walks, Carrying neither a fold nor a pie.
B. Hermaphrodite.
27. Small and bendy
The whole house is guarded.
B. Old man with a stick.
28. A woman sits on the ridges,
All clothes are in patches.
Whoever looks
He will cry.
A. Green onions.
29. Small and bendy
I walked around the entire meadow.
A. Hunchback.
30. I’ll rip off the shaggy head,
I'll take out my heart
I'll give you a drink
He will start talking.
B. Writing pen.
31. An old man stands over the river,
He doesn’t drink himself, he gives water to others;
He doesn’t pour water with his mouth,
Not with a ladle, but with a chisel.
A. Barrel with tap.
B. Well.
32. Myron stands,
The head is full of crows.
B. Scarecrow.
33. Blackly split,
It sets my teeth on edge.
A. Buckwheat.
B. Seeds.
34. Mila, peremila,
I pissed off my eyes,
At least two sins,
And I want death.
B. The old woman was watching a porn film.
35. Little black one,
Pretty to the whole world.
A. Zest.
B. Bird cherry.
36. He will be born on the water,
It will grow on fire,
I'll see my mother
He will die again.
A. Salt. B. Sugar.
37. Five sheep eat up a stack,
Five sheep run away.
A. Flax is spun.
B. Sheep and wolf.
38. They don’t bake, they don’t chew,
They don’t swallow, but they all eat deliciously.
B. Bay leaf.
39. Screams without tongue,
Sings without a throat
Happy and sad,
But the heart doesn’t feel it.
A. Bell.
B. Tape recorder.
40. Black goes to the bathhouse,
Comes out red.
B. Shakhtar.
41. Walks without legs,
Sleeves without arms,
Mouth without speech.
A. Gossip.
42. Round, small,
Everyone's nice.
A. Happiness.
B. Money.
43. Sharp, unforged,
I touch it and it hurts.
44. I’m sitting on the mansion,
Small as a mouse
Red as blood
Tastes like honey.
A. Cherry. B. Rowan.
45. Lives without a body,
Speaks without tongue
Nobody sees him
And everyone hears.
46. A thorn sits on a pitchfork,
Dressed in scarlet,
Who will go
Togo will sting.
A. Rosehip.
47. Neither body nor spirit,
And with wings around,
Who will I fly to?
I'll just teach you.
48. It flutters easily,
She doesn’t know;
Who will look
Anyone can guess.
B. Butterfly.
49. Grew, grew,
It crawled out of the bush,
It rolled through my hands,
It ended up on my teeth.
50. Meta, meta,
I won't sweep it away
I carry, I carry,
I can't stand it.
A. Water from a well.
B. Sunlight from the window.
51. The horde is coming,
There is only one shaft,
And not a single arc.
A. Rydvan with a drawbar.
52. The pike will move,
The forest is withering
In that place the city will become.
A. Peter I and St. Petersburg.
B. Scythe, grass, haystack.
53. Four walkers,
Two bodostas,
The seventh breadwinner.
B. Cow, legs, horns, tail.
54. I am thin,
And the head is about a pound.
A. Tadpole.
B. Steelyard.
55. Expensive capital
He nourished all souls.
56. Round, but not a girl,
With a tail, but not a mouse.
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Test "What is your IQ?"
Nowadays it is very fashionable to take tests to determine your intelligence level.
Invite your colleagues to evaluate their mental abilities using this test. To do this, give them blank sheets of paper and pencils so that they can record their answers to the questions asked.
Your task is to read the questions clearly and clearly and give them some time to understand them. At the end of testing, announce the results.
1. While participating in a race walking competition, you overtook your opponent who was in second place. What position did you take?
A. First.
B. Second.
B. Third.
G. The last one.
D. This is impossible.
B. Only among Orthodox Christians.
D. Only among Christians.
D. Only among Russian Argentines.
3. You are again participating in a race walking competition and have overtaken your opponent who is running last. What position do you find yourself in now?
A. On the first one.
B. On the second.
B. On the second to last one.
G. On the last one.
D. This is impossible.
4. Piglet is...
A. Piglet.
B. Pig.
D. Coin.
5. How many kids did the wolf eat?
A. None.
B. One.
G. Six.
D. This didn’t happen at all.
6. Of the 5 glasses of tea that were on the table, Olya took one, drank the tea and put the glass back. How many glasses are left on the table?
G. Four.
7. One corner of a rectangular stool was sawed off. How many corners does the stool have after this?
8. There were five cucumbers and eight apples in the basket. The girl took one cucumber. How many fruits are left in the basket?
A. Eight.
B. Thirteen.
G. Twelve.
9. The distance between cities A and B is 120 km. A car left city A for city B at a speed of 90 km/h. At the same time, another car drove towards her from city B to city A at a speed of 70 km/h. Which car will be closer to city A when they meet?
A. First.
B. Second.
B. At the same distance.
D. The cars will not meet.
D. This is impossible.
10. The price of a product first soared by 13%, and then fell by the same percentage. What is the price of the product now?
11. How many times does the number 4 appear in numbers from 39 to 50?
A. Ten.
B. Eleven.
D. Nine.
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The more correct answers to the questions of this test, the higher the level of intelligence.
Test "Fruits and berries"
American psychologists have identified the dependence of a person’s character on the berries and fruits that he prefers to eat. They carried out a thorough analysis, which made it possible to identify people by type - such as Oranges, Pears, Apples, Strawberries and Cherries - and give them a fairly detailed description.
To conduct this test, write the listed fruits and berries on a poster and hang it in such a way that everyone present can see it. Ask the audience which of these fruits they prefer, and then read the characteristics below.
Characteristics of fruits and berriesOranges
As a rule, Oranges are loving natures. They cannot live without constant attention from others, against whom they are accustomed to stand out for their originality.
Oranges are literally charged with energy; they create something for days on end, without sitting in one place for a second.
As for relationships with the opposite sex, they are able to fall in love with themselves in one minute, have a pleasant time with the object of their adoration and just as quickly part with him.
Pears
Pears are great optimists by nature. They quickly and easily get along with people who like the love of life and unquenchable sense of humor of these fruits. It's always fun and comfortable with Pears. Life is in full swing around them. Pears are wonderful friends who will always come to the rescue in difficult times.
Apples
Apples are big conservatives. New items technical progress not for them. They prefer to surround their lives with antiques or simply old things, which, in their opinion, contain the soul. And in relationships with people they are of the opinion that old friend better than the new two.
Strawberry
Jealousy is the feeling that characterizes Klubnik. They like large and noisy companies, fun parties and holidays. They are often the ringleaders in any company. But if suddenly their other half gets the idea to flirt with someone, a scandal will inevitably arise.
Cherries
Mental gentleness and kindness distinguish the Cherry person. This is a true philanthropist, capable of sincerely and selflessly helping others, giving them his love and affection. Such people are childishly naive and sweet, and also love pranks and surprises.