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April 1 is a favorite holiday of people with a subtle sense of humor.
It is on this day that original banter with a friend is considered the best manifestation of strong friendship. April Fool's Day is just around the corner, and today it's time to prepare the funniest pranks, even if you won't be able to see your friend on April 1st. We present 13 cool ideas on how to prank a friend on the phone.
13 funny prank calls
for a friend
1. Credit Card Raffle
A great April Fool's joke with an imitation of an SMS message from a bank. To implement it, you need to prepare in advance. First you need buy a new number (SIM card) or call using another unknown number, for example, a friend from work. Now that you have a number from which you will prank your friend, you need to carry out some operations with his mobile phone without him noticing. Firstly, you need to spy on what kind of SMS the bank he uses sends, and secondly, “enter” a pre-prepared number into his mobile phone, signing it with the name of the issuing bank. It will look like this: "Bank name and last four digits of account." For example: “SberBank*3478”. When everything is done, you can proceed to the drawing. Call a young man and beg him to buy some thing he likes, which should cost quite a lot, but you must convince him of its usefulness. Be that as it may, he will ask you to wait with the decision, and you end up finding a way to make a purchase yourself. About ten minutes later, you send him an SMS from the pseudo-bank about the payment being made and the balance being very small or even minus. We bet he will call you back very quickly, and when the prank is revealed, you will have a great laugh together.
2. It’s unclear who’s calling
The joke is that you need mix all phone numbers . It turns out that the caller's name will not correspond to reality. We advise you to rewrite the correct names of the numbers in advance, because the first of April will pass, and then you will need to return everything to normal. Pay special attention to the numbers your friend calls most often. For example, let your boss’s number be used instead of your mother’s, and yours instead of your boss’s.
3. Mean mistress (lover)
The joke is suitable for pranking your loved one or best friend. You call the person you're going to prank about halfway through the workday, and meticulously clarify his daily routine . Pay special attention to clarifying exactly when he will return from work. Ask if he can come earlier. The point is to create some doubts. Now after a short time you send an SMS to his mobile phone, supposedly you got the wrong number , the following contents. If you are a girl: “Darling, I’ve arranged everything, I’m waiting for you at my place, mine won’t be back until 19-00. I miss you very much. Let's hurry up..." If you are a guy: “Honey, hello, I called yours, he will definitely be busy until 19-00. To you or to me? I miss you very much...” Now wait for a reaction. Scary?
4. Lost phone
Ask your friend to call the person you are going to joke on and tell him that the phone was found, and the last number that was called was made to this number. Ask to come and pick up the phone to return to the owner. Be prepared to be asked where the phone was found. This could be a place where it really could have been lost or, for example, something special: a drug dispensary or a department of a skin and venous dispensary. There are no limits to your imagination here. Set a time and place. You'll have a good laugh when you meet up with a friend, and you can head to the bar to continue the fun evening.
5. Anonymous SMS
There is such a service on the Internet. You can send SMS with any content to any mobile operator and absolutely free. This provides a lot of possibilities. For example, you can send love messages from fans, a gay man in love who threatens suicide if you don’t meet him, a boss who raises/lowers your salary (position), an SMS from a collection service, a message about winning the lottery, and so on.
6. Bad tests
A good joke for those who have recently visited medical institutions. The bottom line will be that supposedly lost results have been found and you are forced to report the disease. For a more successful prank, collect personal information about the person you are pranking. Call and confirm your full name. Then inform you that now, by order of the ministry (No254/12 from...) all tests were run for skin diseases and, unfortunately, a positive result was revealed. They will ask you what the result is, and most likely they will deny the tests. You specify the registration, clinic number, date of birth, maybe something else, for example, the name of the family doctor, and say that for a detailed investigation you are waiting for the patient at the hospital at the specified address (give the address), they say you are just calling, and it’s better to drive up, but warn that the result is not at all good and hospitalization will probably be required, but it is better to check with your doctor. The main thing here is to speak convincingly, in the appropriate tone of a doctor, and not to laugh. When to reveal the prank is up to you. You can get the “victim” to visit the hospital (for fun, you can give the address of the maternity hospital) . Good luck!
7. Need urgent help
Call a friend and say that your radiator is boiling and you are standing not far from its location . Ask him to fill a 5-liter bottle of water and come to your aid. Explain exactly where you are, and when the person with the water appears in your field of vision, you can chase him around the area and film it all on video, which you will send to him at the end of the day. Believe me, this is all a lot of fun over the phone. Be sure to hurry him up, because you are late for an extremely important meeting. Prepare in advance funny words with which you will saturate your speech while passing a friend with water along the road. We assure you that you will have a lot of laughs, and it will be fun for all participants in this draw.
8. Stuttering prank
We suggest a prank model for someone who works with people on the phone, but you can transform the idea to suit your taste based on the situation. Call a person who, for example, works as a recruiter for personnel selection, and with a strong stutter for five minutes you talk about yourself and your desire to work as a sales consultant. A natural reaction is at least a smile. The conversation will be long if you come up with a strategy for the story in advance so that you want to listen to it to the end. The result is, naturally, a refusal of the position, and here you must tell him that you have a brother who will do an excellent job, but he stutters a LITTLE. Believe me, not only the one conducting the conversation will laugh, but also everyone around you. When properly prepared, it causes hysteria. And then you can appear with a phone and with the words: “Well, why are you laughing? How-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal?”
9. Winning the lottery
We call a friend and introduce ourselves as a radio host. We inform you that a promotion was held with the manufacturing company, for example, televisions, and his act won the main prize - a plasma TV. Please provide the address where you need to pick up the gift. To be sure, ask for an identification code and passport. Set a time and warn him that he needs to be on air tomorrow and thank the manufacturer who organized the lottery. Usually a person believes and goes to the specified address to collect his winnings. The next day you call back and ask if you managed to collect the prize. After you hear all the words prepared for you, tell your friend that he just went live.
10. Check from the telephone exchange
Call a friend and introduce yourself as a telephone exchange employee. Talk about the phone line being tested. Ask them to pick up a pencil and lightly tap the tube. Usually they ask again, is it possible to use a pen? Are you allowed to knock with a pen? When the person knocks on the tube, ask them to knock on the wall nearby. Thank you. Now ask for a tap on the head... The main thing is to have time to insert: “Happy April 1st!!!”
11. Call to the FSB or tax office
To be convincing, Google and pick up the professional buzzwords that employees use. Next, find out information about the “victim” and his director (or subordinates). The essence of the prank: call a friend and introduce yourself as an employee of the relevant organization. You are summoned to appear at the department regarding the initiation of a criminal case against its boss. Give a couple of personal details of the boss, indicate in what area he was caught, and tell him that he pointed out your friend and therefore you will have a conversation, for now an amicable one. Otherwise, a summons will be issued and you will have to appear in the case officially. Ask to receive a fax with details or an email that says: “Happy April 1st!!!” The prank works well with those who work in organizations where there is something not entirely legal, for example, salaries in envelopes.
12. Message to my wife
We call a friend (female voice) while he is not at home. Please call me on the phone. Naturally they will tell you that he cannot answer the phone. State your name and ask him to tell him that you do not agree to an abortion, that you will raise the child yourself, you will not have any complaints, and let him no longer bother you, because you do not want to cause inconvenience because of one ridiculous situation that happened to both of you. You quickly hang up. The result may be unpredictable - we warn you in advance!
13. Night draw
We call the selected number, We say that they are bothering us from the telephone exchange. Please unplug the plug from the socket and immediately insert it into your ear, for example, and quickly hang up. We repeat this operation several times. Then we wait 20-30 minutes and call again, in a trusting voice we clarify whether the hooligans called from the telephone exchange? Have you been asked to insert a plug into your ear? Did you insert it? Now you can REMOVE!!!
Do you remember how a couple of years ago, congratulations in verse via SMS, touching passages in prose and congratulatory messages accompanied by thematic pictures were at the peak of popularity? Such congratulations can bring a lot of positive emotions, but everyone is used to them. Do you want to really surprise your loved one? Do you dream that your congratulations will be remembered for a long time? Then your choice is telephone pranks– an original and creative way to show attention!
Who can I send a prank call to?
This kind of attention is universal; it is equally suitable for a loved one or close relative, as well as for a colleague, long-time friend or just a good acquaintance. The main thing is that the person has a sense of humor, and then your joke will be appreciated.
On the FunCards website you will find a wide variety of cool congratulations and jokes for all occasions. SMS in the catalog are collected in several sections:
- For guys
- For girls
You can choose any topic to joke with your loved one! Just imagine how “delighted” a motorist will be if he finds out that his faithful “iron horse” has been put on the wanted list or his license urgently needs some mysterious check and how relieved he will be when he learns that it was just a joke. You can prank those who like to listen to loud music by talking to them on behalf of grumpy neighbors who are extremely dissatisfied with the noise. And after your prank, avid computer geeks will rush to clean the hard drive, which the police promise to seize, and stop downloading torrents.
And, of course, do not forget about pranks related to mobile phones - messages about unexpected withdrawal of money from an account for “charity” or blocking of the smartphone’s operating system will be remembered for a long time by your friend who does not let go of his favorite gadget.
Finally, for the most original connoisseurs of creative attention, we have compiled a selection of crazy pranks! Tell your friend that he has the honor of becoming a surrogate father, Stas Mikhailov wants to involve him in the filming of his next video, or the area where his apartment is located suffered from a terrible chlorine release!
And if you don’t want to scare your friends and make them nervous, even as a joke, choose an original congratulation, which will be voiced by a famous actor, athlete or politician.
Carefully follow the updates of the catalog of funny congratulations and practical jokes on the FunCards website: we regularly add new jokes and gags for you that your loved ones will definitely like!
How to order a congratulation or a raffle via SMS?
Have you already chosen the funniest joke for your loved one and you can’t wait to play it on him as quickly as possible? All you need to do is go to the order form, enter the number of the user you want to congratulate, indicate the date and time he received the SMS. After that, all that remains is to pay for the congratulations or the drawing: all SMS presented in our catalog cost only 199 rubles!
Pay attention! Sending congratulations is possible not only within Russia, but also through Ukrainian, German and even Israeli operators. Wherever your loved one lives, he will receive your original congratulations within the specified period!
Each of us has at least once thought about how to prank a friend on the phone. However, coping with this task is not so easy - you not only need to come up with a suitable joke, play well, but also make sure that you are not recognized.
Fortunately, today you can easily turn to professionals for help. You can order a telephone prank from a specialized agency or try to prank your friends yourself.
Phone prank with answering machine
- Hello, says the answering machine.
- Leave your information after the signal.
P-I-i-i-i-I in 5-10 seconds
“You can slow down a little, otherwise I don’t have time to write it down.”
After this phrase, the answering machine itself turns on,
which will only record excellent laughter.
Just look and choose interesting phone pranks for your friends to cheer them up and give them positive emotions. Soon the whole country will celebrate April 1 - April Fool's Day and telephone pranks will be even more relevant. Soon all guests of the city will hear and enjoy the views and positivity in the southern palmyra.
The best medicine is a friend's laughter on the phone
The life of modern people is connected with many problems, difficulties, and urgent matters. But cool telephone humor will definitely help your friends break out of the series of monotonous everyday life. An original and unexpected surprise will entertain a person, allow him to escape from difficult thoughts and tune in to the positive. No wonder they say that laughter prolongs life and is the best cure for all diseases.
Night. Suddenly the phone rang.
- Hello?
- Do you have hot water?
- Eat.
-Then wash your feet and go to bed.
It is generally accepted that telephone pranks are popular primarily with young people. And indeed, if you prepare such a surprise for your best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or girlfriend, you will definitely be able to surprise and please them. You can also choose for your draw.
But don’t forget, older people also have a sense of humor. Therefore, if there is a person around you who can appreciate telephone jokes, why not make him happy? This will be a wonderful congratulation on April 1 or any other joyful holiday.
The perfect way to make fun of a friend over the phone
A smile and laughter are of great importance in life, unfortunately, we often forget about it. If you are wondering how to joke on the phone, it means that you have not yet lost your sense of humor and are ready to please others. We will be happy to help you with this by sharing our good mood.
Cool phone jokes and pranks
Hello!
- Hello!
- Hello!
- Hello!
- How are you?
- Great!!!
- Oh, I probably got the wrong number...
- (sad) Hello, don’t you have our cat Vaska?
- No!
- If you see him, please feed him a cutlet!
After 10-15 minutes another one calls and says:
- Hello, I’m Vaska the cat, no one was looking for me?
The result is amazing!!!
You call and say:
- Hello, they are calling you from a television store. Don't you need a TV?
- No! - they answer confused.
- Well, then we will arrive now.
- For what?!
- Behind the TV.
There is a very good way to contact any most inaccessible person by phone. You call, say, the minister’s reception office. The secretary asks who is calling.
You speak so menacingly:
- Tell him that your husband is calling - he knows whose!
Surprise, amuse and congratulate the heroes of the occasion - using voice jokes on the phone! Order a telephone prank and give a great mood on this wonderful day! You can send audio congratulations from celebrities to mobile and landline phones in two clicks!
Voice pranks on the phone from celebrities
You know that it takes so little to cheer up a sad friend. Our voice pranks on the phone from celebrities will help you make your friend laugh. Only here you can listen to jokes and choose the newest and funniest ones. We can confidently say that thanks to our portal you will be able to order a prank over the phone and congratulate a loved one with this joke. I would like to note that our service is paid and amounts to 150 rubles or 50 hryvnia, but this is a trifle when compared with the wave of positivity that the hero of the occasion will receive.
Order phone jokes and pranks by phone
By visiting our site of comic jokes and audio congratulations, you choose an original joke for a friend and laugh at the funny jokes of Putin and other celebrities. We have a 24/7 support service, so you can order phone jokes and pranks over the phone at a time convenient for you. After you pay for this service, our company employees will be able to send an SMS drawing to the recipient’s phone at the most appropriate time. Perhaps you want to play a prank on a person at night - we will fulfill your ridiculous order and wake up your friend.
Prank phone call from Putin
You often wonder how to surprise the hero of the occasion and don’t find the answer. Then a prank call from Putin or another congratulation from a celebrity on the pages of the site pazdravleniya.com will help you. You may ask the question, how is our portal different from millions of similar ones? It's simple - only we regularly add new jokes and pranks over the phone and very often offer discounts on services. The main goal of our project is to give happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.
As practice shows, a real joke or prank on the phone can brighten up any day! You can send them to friends without waiting for a reason. At the same time, it is absolutely not necessary to wait for the First of April. Jokes should decorate our everyday life. Therefore, feel free to send pranks via mobile phone and immerse your friends in a world of new emotions. Believe me, your comrades will be absolutely delighted with such jokes!
We all love fun. Even if jokes and humor did not prolong life, we would still not stop having fun. But now, due to the rapid development of mobile technologies, an absolutely unique opportunity has arisen to make your life brighter, funnier and more fun. We also mean, of course, cool pranks on the phone.
The pranks themselves are quite complicated. Of course, if we are not talking about banal jokes on the first of April. A good prank requires a well-thought-out plan, excellent acting and the coincidence of a whole bunch of factors! Only in this case the draw will really work. Otherwise, failure may await. However, if you use a prank on the phone, then your task is greatly simplified, because we have already done the main work of acting for you.
Prank phone call
What is required of you to successfully prank a friend, girlfriend or relative? First of all, of course, go to our website, which contains online phone draws. After that, carefully, legibly and in detail study our section with various jokes and choose what you like. Now you can mark the victim. Surely you and your friends already have a person you would like to prank right now. Well, in this case he was terribly unlucky.
Now comes the hardest part of the plan. In order for the draw to be successful, you need to clearly structure each of your actions. Just think about where the target of your prank is right now? Don't know? That's it, but how to play it then? Therefore, find out exactly the daily routine of the victim, otherwise failure may result. But when you find out, you can make a good joke about your loved one.
By the way, our service for pranking a friend over the phone doesn’t even require instantly sending your joke to the victim’s phone. You can also make a “delayed call” by calculating the situation and the course of events in advance. You also have the right to hide your phone number, in which case our service will call your target anonymously and he will not suspect anything.
So, have you chosen the target of your prank? Do you know her daily routine exactly? And even a suitable joke has already been found on our website. Well, in this case, it's time to order a prank over the phone. This is not difficult to do, just click on the joke you have chosen on our website, and you will understand everything else. Pay attention to the time of the call - this is very important!
Well, now it’s time to enjoy. Unfortunately, we don’t know what you will choose, but we can guarantee you that with a well-thought-out plan of action, our voice pranks on the phone work flawlessly. After carrying out your insidious plan, you should, of course, put on the most serious face that you can and calmly listen to your friend’s dissatisfaction or his indignation about what happened to him today and what an absurd situation he got himself into. Surely the object of your prank will not be able to immediately understand that it was you who so insidiously set up your friend and made him blush and be indignant. And then you can tell the poor fellow what’s what and laugh at what he did together.
As you can see, pranking people on the phone is actually a lot of fun. In addition, this is a truly innovative discovery, so at first even the most skeptical person will not be able to understand what’s what. And when he understands, he will already find himself in an absurd situation. It always works. So, if you seriously decide to decorate the life of your family and friends with bright colors and new impressions, then use our service and entertain you and your friends!