Positive statuses for social networks. Examples and best status options. Positive statuses

Status is not only your social position in society, but also a laconic statement that describes your thoughts, feelings and emotions. Statuses can be sad, happy, positive, about love, friendship, betrayal, etc. We share our statuses with friends on social networks. To cheer everyone up (including yourself), you can select positive options and post them on your page.

The most positive statuses: examples

A real alcoholic drinks once a day - from morning to evening.
Sign in the student canteen: Do not feed cutlets to cats, two unfortunate creatures have already been poisoned!
The secret of happiness: never compare your health, wife and salary with others.
The kiss was invented by a man to silence a woman, at least for a minute.
If a fool is decently dressed, is always well-fed and smiles at life, then he is not so stupid.
There are no dead ends. There are unbroken tunnels.
There are three troubles in Russia: fools, roads, and the fools who make these roads.
If time is running out for you, don't worry. Simply remove the battery from your watch and enjoy life.
What makes a good day is not the date or the weather, but the people.
If life gives a crack, accept it as new design; and, taking this opportunity, change the interior and change the atmosphere.
Positive thinking is when you fell down the stairs and you think: Wow... How quickly I went down!
Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror.
A bald spot is a clearing trampled by thoughts.
If people constantly laugh at you, it means you bring joy to people.

Statuses for social networks: positive and funny

Let go of all the idiots and fools from your life, the circus must tour!
Sometimes a smile makes us forget about our problems, sometimes a smile works wonders, it decorates our world. Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, because someone might fall in love with your smile!
The stars can be seen better through the slid down roof.
Some mistakes in life are too great to make just once!
Never despair in life. One person drew a square and called it a picture. It worked. So you will succeed!
If you get up on your left foot in the morning, then the day will go well. If it's on the right, even better. And if you can’t get up at all, then it was good yesterday.
Life is like a mirror we get best results when we smile at it.
For Russians, signs: Swimming is PROHIBITED!, Don’t get in - YOU WILL KILL!, DO NOT TOUCH with your hands! - this is a challenge!
Well, they were rude to you in the supermarket - don’t worry. Place frozen fish in the bread section.
Save your statuses - they will help the psychiatrist with a diagnosis.
Life is boring and monotonous. But everything changes when they arrive... Money on the card!
That's why lemonade is made from artificial lemon juice, and detergents- from natural?
Look at life more cheerfully: after stepping on a rake, enjoy the fireworks.
The sun is shining, the cat is purring, the coffee is brewing, a new day awaits us!

Positive statuses: options for girls

I think I'm pregnant...I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
I want a light to come on in my purse when I open it, like in a refrigerator!
Girl, do you have valentines with the inscription “to my only one”? - Eat! - Give me 16 pieces.
I'm tired of everything. Tired. I'll go to the monastery. In men's. For 3 days...
I heard this proverb: whoever is afraid of something will happen to him. Now I am very afraid of getting rich and losing weight.
Girls are unique only in their logic. She alone is worth a lot to us.
Nowadays, if you are smart, shy and sweet, this is just some kind of vice.
Live while you live... Fall in love sometimes. Cry when you have to. And always have fun!
Memo for husbands: There should be so many clothes in a wife’s closet that no lover could fit in there.
I have already come to terms with the fact that instead of a white horse, my prince will have a black hummer... I am strong, I will stand it!
Give a girl a million red roses, and she will say that she needs one, but white....
The woman knows that if she sobs loudly and throws a good tantrum, then two and two will equal five.
If a woman wants something sweet, she can always convince herself that this cake is dietary.
A scandal for a woman is a form of entertainment.
Previously, my mother was worried that I would give birth to a child at the age of 15... and now she is worried that I will give birth at least by the age of 30.
My husband gave me a sea of flowers! He took it out to the field and said: “It’s all yours, collect it!!!”

So that all your affairs succeed, and life always sparkles with positivity, set a positive status in the morning: I AM HAPPY, SUCCESSFUL AND BEAUTIFUL!!

Look around! Open your eyes wider! Well, not everything is bad in this world!

If it's a disaster, don't be sad about anything! You know, this is your destiny - become... a trumpet player!

Don't worry, smile and everything will be fine!

Our motto is just three words: smile is cool.

How is your mood, pulse, blood pressure? Blood circulation, urination, temperature and vision? Hearing, position, reproductive system? In short, how are you?

Do you think a crappy life and a crappy life are the same thing? Compare fig compote and horseradish compote!

How am I doing, you ask? I will answer you that... as usual. I live like in a fairy tale, gentlemen: It’s good, then everything is great!

Don’t say that the world is sad, don’t say that it’s difficult to live, know how to LAUGH, BELIEVE AND LOVE amidst the ruins of life!

Let's just enjoy Life! And greet every day with a smile! Be able to remain optimistic... Love, pray, believe and dare.

Love won! Let's make money! We will achieve success... and we will give birth to HAPPINESS!)

Don't give up! And you will see how others give up!

Extend your palms to the sun, collect the rays in your pocket, and then, with love, give a little bit to your loved ones and friends!

When a woman enters the house, it becomes light, when a man enters, it becomes warm, and when a child enters, it becomes joyful. So let there always be Light, Warmth and Joy in our homes...

She beats us until we become wiser... Pushes us in the back if we are broke... But life for us is not what we have... Rather, what we have acquired...

If in the morning you hug something other than your pillow. And everyone can wish for pleasant dreams at night. And coffee... you brew two mugs in the morning - You have found everything in life, all you have to do is not lose it.

There will be a new dawn, there will be many victories! And never believe that there is no way out!

It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

You just have to BELIEVE, you just have to LIVE, MEASURE a hundred times and Chop once, don’t harbor grudges, don’t keep SADNESS, throw away EVERYTHING from LIFE that is a VERY PITY... ONLY THEN WILL YOU VICTORY!!! Only then PUSH!!! A completely NEW SPIRAL OF LIFE!!!

Look for the positive in life, learn to rejoice in happiness, then all bets will be covered by the cards of the desired suit!

Enjoy life... Laugh with happiness... Don't hide your smiles... in spite of all misfortunes... Live, love, madly and passionately... Don't rush to be sad... because life is so beautiful!!!

Life must be lived in such a way that the pigeons flying over your monument are tolerated out of respect.

If you are not loved, do not beg for love. If they don’t believe you, don’t make excuses. If they don’t appreciate it, don’t prove it. Better make yourself some tea and cookies.

Sometimes you have to allow yourself little pranks... So as not to be drawn to big nonsense...

Meet new positive statuses to lift your spirits: I am, of course, the sun, but nothing shines here for you!

Well, okay, the bear stepped on my ear, but it looks like it stepped on your head...

To reach the goal, you have to walk. Honore de Balzac

God, give me wisdom to understand a man, Love to forgive him, Patience to withstand... Just don’t give me strength, otherwise I’ll kill him!

Appreciate those who put aside their pride for you, who always forgave and always waited; fate provides you with such people only once.

What year were you born? In what month? What date?... And what the hell?

It's good when it's good! Otherwise it's disgusting.

At the hairdresser: “I want to get my head in order.” Hairdresser: “This is not for us, the psychiatrist is in the house opposite!”

Only we determine our capabilities.

Great people set goals for themselves, while others live only by desires!!!

Fate is fate, but the choice is yours!

Wherever you can live, you can live well! Aurelius Marcus Antoninus

Words are the keys! With the right choice, you can open any soul and close any mouth.

Even to the most powerful evil, respond with good, and the world will change for the better.

A shoemaker without boots can only be interrupted by the wife of a jeweler without a ring.

My friends! I wish you to feel like you’re on a train all your life. Always lucky, lucky, lucky!...)

The most useless struggle is the struggle between the heart and the mind. After all, often a completely different part of the body wins.

If you've been told your train has left, remember - there are many other modes of transport

Why do you always fall in love with someone who can get along without you?

If you get cold at night, instead of pulling the blanket over yourself, you go and check if your miracle is frozen... YOU-MOM)

Remember that money has the ability to multiply. Franklin B.

If problems decide to crush you, just straighten your back and throw them away as far as possible

Only those who make their own decisions can blame fate; let the rest blame themselves.

There are two types of people: Some are rolling the WORLD, others are running alongside and shouting: “God, where is this world going!?”

Leave everything a little better than you found it!!!

Life is the art of drawing comforting conclusions from disappointing premises. Butler Samuel

No one can make a lock without a key, and life will not give a problem without a solution.

I was in a good mood. I won't take sick leave. Let people get infected!

Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: scales lie, people are jealous, and the mirror is generally crooked!

Remember this simple phrase, everything will happen, but not right away!

It’s not scary if the ass leads to adventures, the main thing is that the adventures don’t lead to the ass.)

And where??? - the gynecologist asked the mermaid...

Don't be afraid of change. Most often they happen exactly at the moment when they are needed.

Fate will pour into everyone as many liters of luck as will fit into the gas tank of his courage.

Don't be afraid of change. When the Lord takes something away, don't miss what he gives in return...!

When there are no “things” in your mind, and when there are no “things” in your mind, you are free, empty and wonderful...

Have you learned how to kiss on tomatoes and think you're ready for life? Buy bananas.

Whoever wants, will be able to, whoever dares, will dare, and whoever loves, will live!!!

Every moment, every event has its positive side. Find her and let her live!

Only when you fall in love at first sight do you realize how short-sighted you are.

He who needs is not rich, and he who does not need is not poor. Democritus

My wealth is in the confidence that I can see and use for good the potential of any situation. Jensen, Brad

When things get bad, go away and fight yourself

I’m at a great age: the nonsense has already worn off, I’m still far from insanity! This is not about me) it hasn’t faded away for me) insanity will come - but the place is occupied...

Don't think about what you might lose. Because you lose just by thinking about it.

Looking for a woman?... better look for money. The woman will find you herself.

Don't tempt fate - she may not be able to bear the torture...

You cannot take one huge step that will immediately ensure you achieve your desired goal. For any necessary goal is achieved through many small and quite ordinary steps. Peter Cohen

Are you tired of the prince? Love yourself, and a whole regiment will ride on white horses)

Never be afraid of anything! At the very least, let fear be your inspiration.

Life is a book and if you don't travel, you only read the table of contents

Well, why, when you ask a person not to leave, he turns around and leaves, slamming the door, and when you shout: “Go away,” he stays and bothers you more and more?

There are three ways in the world: believe, hope and love...

If someone else likes your beloved woman, this is not a reason for jealousy. So you're done right choice. This is a reason to be proud - someone’s dream is in your hands!

I spent the night with him, got some sleep... in general, I realized - not my thing...

If you don’t pay attention to the difficulties, they will get offended and leave...

Sometimes you want to shout, “Stop life, I’m tired,” and the Angel whispers, “Live, it’s not your stop!”

If you want to lead a happy life, you must be attached to a goal, not to people or things. Albert Einstein

The secret of happiness: never compare your health, wife and salary with others.

Think about something else, your thoughts can be seen through your pants.

The most reliable plan: it’s all bullshit, we’ll figure it out on the spot!

Evaluate the day by the evening, and life by the end. D. Herbert

You sit on Odnoklassniki all day, press exit and they ask you: “What, are you leaving? So fast? And somehow it becomes funny.

Tell people more good words, and there will only be good people around you..

My family is strange: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I’m the only normal one - with a computer and phone.

Everything fell into place - according to the Indian horoscope, I am a deer.

Warmth to the one who radiates light Light to the one who carries the sun within himself...

Late love may not have the passion inherent in twenty-somethings. But she has such a depth of feeling that young people never dreamed of.

a smile does not always mean that a person is happy, sometimes it means that a person is strong.

In a relationship, you need to give so much freedom that the person himself wants to be with you more and more often. Love is when you don’t hold a person, but always give them the right to choose...

Aim for the Moon... because even if you miss, you will land on one of the stars. Les Brown

Be simpler and people will be drawn to you. It's better to remain yourself - you'll see who will stay with you

For everything to come out well in the end, it must first go in well.

Do you even believe in Love at first sight? And Love believes in you even before the first sight

I don't break the rules - I play according to my own rules!

Chaste is the one whom no one desired. Ovid

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