Yandex you are wonderful. Yandex you are a sweetheart. A joke that gives a lot of traffic
Hello to all readers of my blog and today I want to write to you interesting post on the topic, Yandex, you are a honey. I don’t know, maybe you’ve heard, or maybe not, about this very piquant request, which, by the way, collects quite a decent amount of traffic. It’s the same story with the Google query “you honey.”
Having analyzed this request, I discovered for myself that it contains very great competition, but since the popularity of the request is very high, it would be a crime not to write about it.
Now you can say, they say, Yuri wrote a post about some nonsense or this is complete bullshit, but believe me, with such things and jokes, if not the future of the Internet, then very bright prospects are hidden. Read to the end and you will learn how you can collect large and targeted traffic from jokes.
So, what kind of request is this, why did I decide to write this post, and what’s going on in general? Let's try to figure out what's what, but, first, I would really ask you to enter the following phrase in Google, namely: Yandex, you are a honey. 
Then we click on search and what do we see. 
It turns out to us that he is not a sweetheart at all, right?? Well, since you have checked and are convinced that such a joke really exists, now you need to understand why this joke was created and what it gives to its author.
By the way, you can watch my short video on this topic:
Well, look, since there is such a joke, then someone created it and that someone is Mr. X. I’ll honestly tell you that if it weren’t for this request, I would hardly have recognized this person, and so he became more or less famous (even if he is hiding behind a curtain of mystery). Now, many people come to his blog, and the bulk of the visitor data comes from this request.
Now, let's analyze this keyword. Naturally, from the very beginning, this request was zero, well, who would want to enter something that Yandex is so cute, right?! Then, the number of requests was created individually precisely with the creation of this response.
It turns out that the person created an interesting answer, as if the search engine itself was responding to the request, saying that he is not your sweetheart, some kind of sweetheart.
Yandex you are my sweetheart
So, we found out that this request appeared, well, someone accidentally entered it. Then, seeing this as a perspective, some person, and in this case, a blogger, created an answer to it, which many people liked, because it’s really fun. Then, the time came when this request simply began to spread across the Internet like a virus.
“Hey, do you want a joke?? Want. Enter this phrase into Google. So what will happen? You enter and then you will see.” This is how such requests spread on the Internet, and social networks are simply teeming with them. It turns out that this request is high-frequency, which means that if you promote it to good traffic, you can get stable traffic. I am sure that the author of this answer receives 100-200 visitors per day and this with minimal effort. Therefore, if you want to get good traffic, so you'll have to get a little creative.
Of course, now this query has been used many times, and the query “Google you honey” has become just a Runet joke; it can often be seen in public pages on social networks. Well, okay, there is an interesting request, a joke, but maybe there is an opportunity to create something similar yourself?
I think there's a good chance that you could create something like this yourself. For example, enter this query again, but don’t rush to click search, just look at what other answers people are looking for.
Well, I just can’t wrap my head around what’s on this in a simple way, many receive very decent traffic to their Internet resources, so if you want to get promoted, and very quickly, you will need to apply some rules.
And so, the rules for creating artificial HF requests:
— your request should be interesting;
- of course, it must be unique, but, nevertheless, you can always spy on competitors;
- such a request should be fun. For example, Yandex, I love you, I'm waiting for you, well, something from this series;
- you can use these jokes in different search engines; naturally, this request will be difficult to promote in Yasha or Gosh.
Therefore, it’s a paradox, but it’s really true that you can be a total 0 in SEO, but, nevertheless, promote your Internet resource to 1000 traffic. I will definitely conduct an experiment where I will create such a request, which may well give very good and stable traffic. If you have not heard about this, then I recommend that you think about this issue today, because it seems to me that it is precisely such requests that can bring your site to good traffic.
Moreover, this traffic will be very targeted, since the people who come to you will read your article, which you tailor for this joke, and will also read your other articles.
Conclusion: the Internet is not only a place where you need to study SEO and promote your requests. On the Internet you can express your imagination and use this to promote your websites, blogs, online stores, and portals.
Well, well, the queries: Yandex you honey, Google you honey are now very popular, but nevertheless, now you can still find such queries that can also be well promoted.
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Who doesn't know the joke, dial in search bar Google request“Are you Google, honey?”, terrible, isn’t it? But the request “Yandex are you honey?” There’s no such horror, it’s like you don’t even understand what it is. It turns out that Yandex is more polite))) No, it’s just that probably no one wrote anything about this request. So I thought, why not? We need to fill this gap, but seriously, at first the article was intended to be angry! Well, I don’t like Yandex and that’s all. But today he made me happy. My competition article “” ended up in the TOP10. Hooray Yandex, you Yandex are just a sweetheart! And as always, every topic has its own “but”, today it’s in the TOP and tomorrow... That’s how Yandex is - honey.
But seriously, I don’t use Yandex as a search engine, Google rules! There are not even any objections here. Take, for example, the fact that Google is much older, and Yasha simply sometimes copies what Googlers do. There are a lot of facts; there is no point in citing them here. Whatever one may say, Yasha is one step behind Gosha))) Yasha has to constantly come up with new algorithms and features from nosy and cunning SEO specialists. They constantly come up with something, try by any means to deceive Yasha and get the coveted +100500 TIC. Smart and bright-minded, they earn good money from this, they came up with a trick, and made a good profit from it. Then there is the following scheme, first: you can submit the topic to Platonov, and then “burn the topic” in the “public”, double benefit, you can snatch something from Platonov in the form of several kilobucks, and by burning the topic in the “public” you can increase your attendance. Second: use the topic until the Platos themselves “burn” the topic; the author of the feature still submits the topic to the “public”. The downside is that nothing happened to Platonov, but attendance is still guaranteed. A third option is possible: slowly use the invented feature, don’t be greedy, have a constant and not bad income. After all, TIC will always be important to people who work on the Internet!
What if something terrible happens? Imagine Yandex will cancel the TIC!!! Who had such a nightmare? What to do and how to live next will be a huge question for some. So let’s love and say every morning “Yandex, you’re a honey”)))) But use Google, it’s smart and will find everything and show you how it should be. Those who don’t believe, try repeating the request that I suggested at the beginning of the post.
P.S Translation of some terms for the uninitiated:
Yasha – aka Yandex
Gosha - aka Google (Google)
Plato, Plato - aka (Yandex), this slang expression comes from the name of which technical support signs ( Yandex Yandex), full name Platon Shchukin
“I’m burning the topic” - I’m revealing a secret
P.S.S The article and writing style are a joke, the style is in the spirit of SEO posts. If you recognize yourself, don’t be offended)))
And absolutely P.S.S.S I’m publishing an article, I’ll write an announcement on webice.ru and post it there, whoever needs iwait write here or see the address in
Hello readers of my blog website. The topic of this article is unusual, since in it I want to talk about the jokes of optimizers that can bring additional traffic. One of them sounds like this: Yandex, you honey! This simple phrase aroused the interest of users, because out of nothing to do, some people ask such queries in search engines. 
What do optimizers do in general and why do they use such keywords in texts? All their activities are aimed at promoting the resource.
In fact, everything is very simple, keywords are used to bring articles to the first positions in the search results, and this is done to receive additional or even main traffic, and accordingly, to increase profits.
And the whole point is that such “crazy queries” give good traffic!
I wrote in detail about all these nuances in his book.
One of the webmasters wrote an article with a humorous text about Yandex and clarified: but Google better forgive me. Such jokes are intended primarily for schoolchildren, who sometimes enter query phrases just to see the results and laugh. And when the search engine itself has a sense of humor, this attracts an even larger audience.
The meaning of the joke or its absence is not so important; what is important is that there are people who introduce humorous questions and a couple of articles can be written under their phrases. But if the request is competitive, then you are unlikely to be able to manage the search results and advance quickly.
Still, try to come up with provocative questions and promote funny answer options to the TOP, perhaps this will lead to popularity of your site.
As you all remember, during school years funny news spreads quickly and if you manage to capture attention with a phrase and the answer to it, schoolchildren will definitely pick it up and spread it in their circles. Accordingly, the request will quickly become popular and many will rush to make sure personal experience, entering in the search bar “but Google better forgive you” or something like that.
So I, an adult, came up with the idea to write such an article and see how readable it would be.
Search engine reaction
Let's write a line in Google with one of the mentioned comic queries.
Here's another request. Let's see what funny answers we get.
The same can be done in Yandex. What do we see? In reality, someone writes articles for such requests, and what’s more, there are a lot of authors and articles, and there are more than 30 thousand impressions per month!
Previously, there was little competition for such texts; accordingly, one author was able to attract good traffic and promote his resource with minimal costs.
Inspired by this example, other webmasters and optimizers rushed to write similar and similar articles.
Options similar requests a lot of “Yandex is sweet, but Google is better than you” and so on. So, if you have a sense of humor and are mastering SEO, you can try to attract visitors in a similar way.
But not all attempts lead to successful results; many authors, alas, are not so lucky. In any case, for moral satisfaction and to bring humor to your blog, you can write a couple of similar articles and observe the reaction of search engines and people to them.
Successful examples
For example, optimizers created this joke about social network VKontakte:
Perhaps third-party optimizers joked this way, but there is also a chance that this is a job well done by VK’s full-time employees.
Unexpected criticism is also often surprising.
Is this a strategic move to leak a competitor or the opinion of third-party webmasters?
Promoting many different gags and introducing such a harmless phrase as “ what if I
" or " what will happen if
“When you see the options offered by the search engine, you can laugh for a long time.
And the second example.
Those guys who went abroad and cannot use the Russian keyboard layout are forced to use transliteration. The reaction of searchers to this is also interesting, there’s no laughter here
Who jokes like that? But on the other hand, what is the question, is the answer.
There is also such a request and a funny answer to it.
And finally, here are a few more jokes from search engines:
- do a barrel roll- a page that makes your head spin;
- zerg rush- invasion of the letters “O”;
- flying logo;
- everything is falling apart.
I think you have made conclusions for yourself and you can, like many successful webmasters, add humor to your articles and works, believe me, it’s much more fun to create this way, and maybe even more effective! Don't expect much traffic, it'll be your luck.
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Best regards, Alexander Sergienko
There are often funny search queries on the Internet, the meaning of which may not be understood the first time. “Yandex is a honey, but Google is better” – I came across a similar construction recently. Not only the topic itself is unusual, but also its popularity - several thousand requests monthly.
The construction of the phrase bears little resemblance to the slang of webmasters or programmers; rather, it resembles the casual chatter of teenage girls. Obviously, it has nothing to do with website promotion. The unusualness interested me, and I decided to delve into the topic and look for where the legs “grow” from. I would like to understand what motivates people who enter something like this into the search bar.
Query statistics
They search for this topic on the Internet a lot, they want to find something about it, let’s look below while I give the numbers for related queries that are parts or derivatives of the main one (I checked the phrases in quotes - an exact match):
- Yandex you honey – 23 thousand requests
- Google you honey - 6 thousand requests
Other similar queries:
Interestingly, powerful surges are observed twice a year - in early spring and early summer. During these periods, people are interested in the “honeymoons” of Yandex and Google several times more often.
What are they searching for?
In order to understand the origins of the request, it was enough to scour the search results for this keyword in Yandex. As I expected, the key is of artificial origin and “Yandex, you honey” began to gain popularity after the corresponding answer appeared in the search results.
This is a rare case when it is not demand that creates supply, but supply that leads to an increase in demand.
The situation is as follows: the website hogwartsnet.ru prepared a page with the text “I’m not your sweetheart, you stupid bastard” and optimized it for the query “Google you sweetheart.” As a result, a joke was born in which the user's request showed a boorish answer in the search results, creating the impression that the search engine was conducting a conversation through artificial intelligence. I don’t want to evaluate the level of culture of the authors, I would have implemented something more decent and humorous, but that’s how it happened.
Of course, Google had nothing to do with this dialogue, but this “Question-Answer” link aroused the interest of users. The viral effect gave a good increase in the frequency of the request and traffic on it.
Inspired by the results obtained in Google, the author of the blog cms-all.ru/interesnoe/82-ya-tebe-ne-lapochka.html (I found his article as a primary source) decided to pull off a similar trick with Yandex, simply replacing the name of the search engine in request.
An unusual response appeared and users started typing required request to see it - the scheme worked.
Why are such requests needed?
No practical benefit for the Internet and no intellectual load these keywords they don't carry it. They are an example of how traffic is made out of thin air. There were no sweethearts of Google and Yandex on the network and there was no traffic for them, materials appeared on sites - users appeared who wanted to find them.
By the way, this is one of the marketing options. A typical capitalist consumer economy similarly creates demand for many unnecessary goods, which previously everyone could do without and did not suffer. Someone came up with a nonsense called “selfie”, now selfie sticks pump money out of the pockets of stupid hamsters - an example of how money is made out of nothing.
Returning to traffic. A similar method can be used to virally promote your site in search engines. You need to come up with an interesting “Question - Answer” combination, prepare an answer in the snippet and on the page of your website, and then spread the word about your joke - if it works, you can gather a lot of new visitors.
This method of promotion is simpler than website promotion using existing high-frequency queries, since everything created earlier has competition. By creating interest, you receive an unoccupied request, for which no one else claims traffic. It’s easy to get into the TOP of the search engine.
The only point worth paying attention to is that this traffic will be empty for any topics except entertainment - there are a lot of visitors, but there are no sales from it, because they are not targeted people.
Yandex and Google are sweethearts, but who is better?
Taking this opportunity and the topic raised, I will express my opinion - Yandex is definitely better as a search engine (forgive me Google). No matter how much I tried to get used to Google when it was fashionable, I couldn’t get used to it - it doesn’t give me good answers to what I’m looking for - I only get crap. And the archaic design from the 90s is not comfortable for me. Yashka, on the contrary, does everything for people.
Therefore, I use Google only when I need to look for something on the internet in foreign languages. Which search do you prefer?
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It’s strange, but I thought that everyone had forgotten about this stupid and useless request a long time ago. Three years have passed since I wrote an article for this request, and it is still in the TOP3 for the request “Yandex you honey.” These search engines are strange, but as they say, if there is search query, then there must be a search answer.
Not much of a backstory about how it came to my mind to push Yandex’s sweetie onto the Internet. I in no way claim that it was I who came up with this stupid request, but it is my merit in promoting it to the masses.
And it was like this. I came across this request purely by chance, and an idea came to my mind - why not write an article about it and bring it to the TOP. By the way, there was no competition at all at that time. I wrote a rather primitive article, spammed it with the key “Yandex, you honey,” and that’s it, after a while the first site in Yandex was mine!
Well, then the SEO people woke up and decided to push me a little, which I actually didn’t resist. Traffic by Yandex request you honey were useless, the main contingent is schoolboys who only need swear words and boobs.
And now to the heart of the matter, I looked into Yanedex Wordstat and gasped! It turns out that in addition to the main request about Yandex, there is a lot of interesting junk that is also being searched for. And so, I don’t have enough patience for all the requests, I’ll voice 5 pieces. Well, let's go!
– request frequency - 38,765
To be honest, I was blown away! That these people have nothing better to do? But as they say about tastes, you can’t argue, although you should. I, personally, am interested in another “query”: what people want to know when they type a query into the search bar.
"Yandex Google honey"– request frequency - 6,607
I’m even more crazy, what if you try Yandex Mail Google Bingo Honey? Is there any logic to this request at all? Or is it better to find out immediately whether Yandex and Google are sweethearts. There is no point in arguing, although maybe it would be better to ask separately - are you Google honey?
“Yandex is sweet but Google is better”– request frequency - 5,535
Until some time I agreed with this formulation, but in lately both search engines make me especially sad.
New algorithms, new ranking methods and other nonsense.
“Yandex honey, I love you”– request frequency - 2,129
Not a bad result, in my opinion, but what does love have to do with it? I had a wild desire to look at the person who asks such a search query. If anyone knows such people, I would like to ask you a huge request, please let me know.
“Yandex, sorry honey”- total request frequency – 172
There are very few people who want to apologize to Yandez. But, as always, I am concerned about a completely different question: why do people ask Yandex for forgiveness? Although it’s just a matter of chance, maybe they once offended search engine, but how can you offend Yandex?
There are still a dozen and a half variations of this request left, they are less interesting and with less frequency. If you're interested, you can see for yourself. Perhaps you will select a request for your site, but in principle there is not much competition, but such a request is of no use. And perhaps you will find a use for such traffic.